Escape to Tuscany: Luxurious Villa Valerie in Cortona Awaits!
Escape to Tuscany: Did Luxurious Villa Valerie in Cortona Live Up to the Hype? (Spoiler: It's Complicated…)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a supposed Tuscan dream at Villa Valerie in Cortona, and let me tell you, it’s going to take more than a double espresso to untangle this experience. The brochures promised luxurious and I’m here to spill the (Chianti-stained) tea.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Like My Italian Phrases
Okay, this is where things get interesting, because "accessible" in Italy can mean something different than in, say, the US. They say the hotel boasts facilities for disabled guests, which is great, and there's an elevator, which is even better. But navigating cobblestone streets in Cortona with any kind of mobility issue is a Herculean effort. I am not personally disabled, but I observed a couple struggling with a wheelchair. It's not the Villa's fault necessarily, but consider it before you book. The entry might be grand, but the journey to get there could be anything but.
On-Site Grub & Booze: Food, Glorious, Sometimes Confusing Food!
Right, let’s talk about sustenance. The options were plentiful. Now, the Restaurants – plural! – sound amazing, don't they? The a la carte restaurant was okay, nothing to write home about initially. I mean, I had a delicious pasta with Truffles. I love truffle and this dish was heaven on Earth! But finding it…it seemed like a secret. It was only open for a few hours and not always when it “said” it would be. Then the buffet, the buffet was just a lot. I am not a buffet person but it was what was available at the breakfast. Breakfast [buffet] was the main deal. I didn't love this, let's be honest, and I spent my breakfast trying to find something "simple that was not too salty or sweet". The Asian breakfast was very, very strange, as if they got it from somewhere else. As for restaurants, I am not sure I would go back.
The bar, on the other hand? Oh, the bar. The Poolside bar was a lifesaver. The Poolside bar was my escape. Sun, Aperol Spritzes, and not a single Italian phrase needed to be uttered (that, or I was just losing my grip). Loved it. The Poolside bar was a highlight!
Things to Do (and Ways to Not Do Things): Relaxation vs. Reality
Okay, the spa and the wellness facilities looked amazing on paper. A Pool with view, a Sauna, a Spa, a Spa/sauna, a Steamroom. All there seemingly to lure you in! I pictured myself gliding effortlessly from a Body scrub to a Body wrap, but in practice? The spa services needed to be pre-booked way in advance (which I only found out on arrival - a minor, but irritating detail). Also, the spa didn't seem open on some days. I was sad that I never made it. The Fitness center, however, was a disaster. I'm a sucker for a decent gym, but this one felt like a forgotten corner. The equipment was old and the atmosphere? Let's just say I spent more time dodging rogue weights than actually working out. The Gym/fitness wasn't up to par.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized, But… Were They Really?
Given the current state of the world, the hotel’s efforts were understandable, if a bit overzealous… and sometimes, a bit suspect. I saw the signs – Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Room sanitization opt-out available, which is good, but I'm left wondering if they went too far? The entire vibe felt sterile. The staff wearing masks and gloves… I just wanted to breathe, you know? It felt like a medical facility. And while I appreciate the extra hand sanitizer and the hand sanitizer offered, it felt like overkill.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: So Many Options, So Little Time (and Patience)
The food, as I said, was a mixed bag. Breakfast, available Breakfast in room and Breakfast takeaway service. Buffet in restaurant, was available. Asian cuisine in restaurant. Coffee/tea in restaurant. The Desserts in restaurant, you could find. Soup in restaurant. The Vegetarian restaurant was a blessing. The Western breakfast, and Western cuisine in restaurant was ok. The Desserts in restaurant, and Happy hour were great! Overall, the dining? Sometimes it was a treasure trove and sometimes… just a regular trove. There was also Bottle of water provided.
Services and Conveniences: Bells and Whistles (and Frustration)
So much promised, so much… meh. They boast Cash withdrawal. Concierge, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage. But getting any of these things felt like a mini-quest. The Concierge was helpful, but seemed constantly swamped. The Elevator was small and slow. The Luggage storage was a cramped room. The Daily housekeeping did their job, but I could not get any extra water.
For the Kids: Babysitting? Maybe Not.
I went without kids, but I noticed they had the Babysitting service and Kids meal services. Not that I saw anyone with children….
Available in All Rooms: Shiny, But Not Always Shining
The rooms were, yes, gorgeous. They really were grand. Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free] - all the bells and whistles. But some things didn't work seamlessly. The Internet access – wireless was spotty and I could not get a good signal. The On-demand movies? An absolute joke – the selection was from the 90s! I also appreciated the Free bottled water, but the bottles seemed to magically disappear from my room, only to be replenished at odd hours.
The Verdict: A Mixed Bag Wrapped in a Tuscan Sunset
Look, Villa Valerie isn't a bad hotel. It's beautiful, the location is stunning, and when things are good, they're really good. But it's not perfect. The service can be hit-or-miss, the offerings can be a bit overwhelming, and the overall experience is more "polished potential" than seamless luxury.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because planning a trip to Villa Valerie in Cortona, Italy? Honey, that's not just a vacation, that's a vibe. And this itinerary? Let's just say, it's less "meticulously crafted" and more "organized chaos with a healthy dose of wine-fueled inspiration."
Belvilla by OYO Villa Valerie: Cortona - The Messy, Honest, and Utterly Human Itinerary
(Disclaimer: This is my trip. Yours might be different. And probably less prone to me accidentally setting the kitchen on fire. Maybe.)
Day 1: Arrival - AKA "I Survived the Airport…and the Jet Lag"
Morning (ish): Arrive at Florence Airport (FLR). Pray to the travel gods that my suitcase actually made it. (Seriously, I'm pretty sure it's gotten lost more times than I've washed that lucky scarf – don’t tell anyone.) The drive to Cortona… well, Google Maps said 1.5 hours, but let's be real. Add in my penchant for staring out the window, getting distracted by every adorable Tuscan hamlet we pass, and the inevitable "Are we there yet?" chant from whoever I'm traveling with (likely myself this time), and we're looking at at least two.
Afternoon (The Great Unpacking Catastrophe): Arrive at Villa Valerie (cue heavens opening, angels singing). Actually, the villa itself is glorious. I mean, pictures don’t do it justice. The views? Chef's kiss. The pool? Calling my name already. Now, the REAL test: unpacking. Which, for me, usually involves everything exploding out of the suitcase in a glorious, messy heap. Then, the existential dread of putting it all back away (will I ever learn to pack light? The answer is a resounding NO).
Evening (First Dinner Fail and Redemption AKA Learning to Love the Italian Convenience Store): Grocery Runs - We'll hit up the local supermarket in Cortona. My Italian is… patchy, let’s say. I’m armed with a phrasebook and a deep desire for pasta. Dinner… well, let's just say I'm not exactly a culinary genius. I'm aiming for "rustic charm," reality is more "slightly burnt." But hey, the wine is excellent! We grab some random stuff from the local supermarket (a must experience, by the way), and it’s amazing. Every little store is a treasure trove.
Day 2: Cortona - History, Hangovers, and Hail Marys
Morning (The History Lesson): Okay, time to be a tourist. Cortona is basically a postcard come to life. Start by getting lost (on purpose) in the narrow, winding streets. The views from the Piazza della Repubblica? Instagram gold. I’m talking, “I need a whole new passport for this” good. Visit the Etruscan Academy Museum – it's actually fascinating, even despite my attention span. (I may or may not have zoned out during the, uh, slightly long explanation of Etruscan pottery. Oops.)
Afternoon (Wine Tasting and the Glorious Truth): Wine tasting. More, more, MORE! I've found a local winery -- or, rather, they found me, mostly by my loud, excited exclamations about “wine!” The tasting itself? Heaven. The local wines, which are a steal price-wise, are fantastic. We come back with a few bottles, and I'm already considering a second trip to the wine cellar.
Evening (Dinner with a View and the "Oh, Crap, I Totally Forgot…"): Booking a restaurant… yeah, didn't do that in advance. Lesson learned. Okay. Maybe. But still, dinner is good. The sunset over the Valdichiana? Absolutely breathtaking. One of those moments where you just feel ridiculously grateful to be alive. Back at the villa, I realize I forgot… to get ice. Big mistake. Huge. Lesson learned: always ice.
Day 3: Day Trip to… (This is Where Things Get Slightly Unhinged)
Morning (The Decision Headache): Seriously, the beauty of Tuscany means too many choices. Siena? Assisi? Montepulciano? I swear, I spent an hour just staring at a map, feeling utterly paralyzed by choice. Finally settle on one.
Afternoon (The Journey and the Near-Disaster): Driving… is an Italian adventure in itself. Narrow roads, hairpin turns. And, of course, the inevitable moment where I swear I took a wrong turn, and we end up on a gravel track, questioning all our life choices. But hey, at least we’re still breathing.
Evening (The City's Charms and the Late-night Pizza Revelation): We finally get to the city, and WOW. Historic churches, stunning architecture, cobblestone streets… You’re smitten, I promise you. The pizzas? Oh, the pizza. Maybe the best pizza I’ve ever had. We might have had two. Okay, three. The first pizza was amazing, until I realized I forgot to order the pepperoni. Then it was amazing all the same. That, my friends, is Italy.
Day 4: Relaxation, Reflections, and Regret (Maybe?)
Morning (Pool Day…AKA Bliss): I'm spending all morning in the pool. Reading, napping, and trying to master the art of floating like a majestic, sunburned starfish.
Afternoon (Cortona exploration + souvenir shopping): Wandering the streets of Cortona again, aimlessly, with renewed purpose to buy gifts for the loved ones. (My friends -- get ready for more of my questionable taste). Actually finding a souvenir.
Evening (Final Dinner and the Sadness): The last supper in Cortona at the Villa Valerie. Maybe I'll attempt cooking again. Or maybe, just maybe, we'll order takeaway pizza because, honestly, it feels like a fitting end to our perfect trip.
Day 5: Ciao, Bella! (And the Existential Dread of Leaving)
Morning: Last breakfast. Final check of the villa. Packing again (still not a master, but I am getting better, and I'm okay with it). The last moment to soak in the view from the terrace. And that feeling of… how did the trip go by so fast?
Afternoon: Drive to Florence Airport. Praying my luggage won't go missing.
Evening: Getting home. And already planning my return to the enchanting Villa Valerie, which is, after all, a place where magic really does come to life.
Notes and Imperfections:
- Food: I AM HERE for Italian food. I will eat all the pasta, all the gelato, and probably accidentally order something I have no idea how to pronounce.
- Language: My Italian is limited to "Buongiorno," "Grazie," and "Un vino rosso, per favore." I'll get by. Eventually.
- Packing: I will overpack. I will under-pack (for the weather). I will buy things I don't need. It's a tradition.
- Pacing: This is not a race. This is about soaking it all in. And maybe taking a few naps.
- Emotions: There will be moments of pure joy. There will be moments of frustration. And there will definitely be moments of existential dread (mostly related to leaving). But hey, that's life, right? And, honestly, that’s what makes the trip so amazing.
So, there you have it. A totally unofficial, and quite possibly inaccurate, itinerary for my Tuscan adventure. Follow at your own peril. And most importantly… Enjoy!
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Okay, Spill! Is Villa Valerie *Really* as Amazing as the Photos? Because Let's Be Honest, Photoshop is a Thing.
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Let me tell you, the photos? They're gorgeous, sure. But GUESS WHAT? They don't even BEGIN to capture the *smell* of the cypress trees in the morning, or the sheer, unadulterated **breath-taking-ness** of the view from the terrace. I went full-on "ugly cry" the first morning with my coffee. Like, proper, snot-running-down-my-face ugly cry. And the pool? Oh, the pool. Think shimmering aquamarine perfection, reflecting the Tuscan sun. You WILL spend hours just floating, contemplating the meaning of life (or maybe just what to have for lunch). **Spoiler alert:** it's probably pasta. Because, Italy.
Cortona? Sounds...fancy. Is it gonna break the bank? And, is it actually enjoyable for someone not into, like, *fine art*?
Okay, let's be real. Tuscany isn't exactly a budget backpacking kind of trip. But! Villa Valerie itself is surprisingly reasonable for the level of luxury you get. Factor in the cost of the flights, the amazing food and the wine (oh, the wine!), and you're looking at a splurge, sure, but one you'll be thanking yourself for years to come.
And Cortona? Forget the stuffy museums (though, they're there if you're into that), it's a *vibe*. Cobblestone streets, tiny artisan shops, gelato that will change your life... I got lost, *deliberately* lost, in the winding alleys for hours one afternoon, stumbling upon hidden courtyards and tiny, family-run trattorias. That feeling? That is priceless, baby. And if you're a foodie, like me, you're in heaven. Which, coincidentally, also feels like Cortona.
What's the Deal with the Kitchen? I’m Not Exactly a Michelin-Star Chef.
First off, don’t worry! The kitchen at Villa Valerie is *gorgeous*. Seriously, it’s like something out of a magazine, all gleaming surfaces and top-of-the-line appliances. My main issue? I'm a bit of a disaster in the kitchen. I burnt the toast. Twice. The first night, I attempted a risotto (ambitious, I know). Let's just say, it ended up resembling something found in the bottom of a birdcage. HOWEVER, the villa generously provides all the cookware, utensils, and even basic staples (like olive oil... Italian olive oil!). So, you can attempt to channel your inner chef, or, you know, order in. Which is what I did.. mostly. And honestly? It's Italy. The food is incredible, even when you're not making it.
Are There Any Annoying Mosquitoes? Because Mosquitoes are the Devil.
Ugh, yes. The mosquitos. They're out there. But the villa provides mosquito nets for every bed and citronella candles. I'd suggest bringing your own bug spray, just in case. I got bitten *once* on my ankle. One tiny, little bite. Okay, fine, I may have scratched it until it bled. Don't be me. Be prepared. Bring the spray. And maybe some itch cream. Just in case. The mosquitos were almost the only thing about the entire trip that wasn't perfect.
Can I Actually Survive in Tuscany Without Speaking Italian?
Absolutely! I know, I know. I took a phrasebook, and attempted to learn some basic phrases. I butchered the pronunciation, probably spoke gibberish for most of the trip, but it didn’t matter. Italians are incredibly warm and welcoming (at least, that was my experience). They’re used to tourists, and most people in Cortona speak at least a little English. A smile, a "grazie," (thank you), and some enthusiastic hand gestures go a long way. Don’t be afraid to try! They'll either understand you, or they'll find your attempts hilariously endearing. Either way, you'll get by.
Can I walk to town or do I need a car?
Okay, here's the deal: Villa Valerie is *close* to Cortona, but still a bit uphill. I'm a pretty active person, but by the time I dragged my luggage (and my tired self!) up the hill, I regretted it. I'd recommend renting a car. It gives you so much freedom to explore the surrounding area – the vineyards, the charming villages, the hidden waterfalls... Plus, it's a lot easier to haul back all the delicious food you inevitably buy.
Any hidden gems I shouldn't miss?
Oh, *yes*. Do not miss:
- Aperitivo at a local bar with a view: There's one in Cortona with a balcony overlooking the valley. The sunsets? Mind-blowing. Grab a Campari Spritz and some nibbles, and just soak it all in.
- Cooking class. Even if you are like me, disaster-prone in the kitchen, it is amazing!
- The Duomo Museum: Even if you're not really into museums, it's a must-see.
- A vineyard tour: Because wine, duh. You are in Tuscany. Enough said.
- Just wandering. honestly, just wander. Cortona is a place to get lost in. Discover something on your own!
What was the absolute BEST thing about the trip?
Okay, get ready for some serious sappiness... The best thing? The sense of peace. I was utterly, completely, ridiculously relaxed the entire time I was there. I'm a chronic worrier, I admit it. Before the trip, I was stressed about EVERYTHING. Between the fresh air, the incredible food, and the stunning views, all my worries just floated away. And when I was there, I was focused only on enjoying myself.. I never felt more present and happy, the entire trip. Seriously, the level of relaxation felt borderline illegal.
Any regrets? (Be Honest!)
Only one. Not staying longer. I could have easily spent a month there, and I still wouldn't have been ready to leave. Okay, besides that,Personalized Stays
