Erfurt's BEST Holiday Home: Terrace, Fenced Garden! ✨
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea, the schnitzel, and maybe even a few tears about this "BEST Holiday Home: Terrace, Fenced Garden!" in Erfurt. I've spent more time analyzing this place than I have my own existential angst lately, and let me tell you, it's a ride.
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(Let's Get Down to Brass Tacks… or Rather, Bratwurst)
First off, the name is misleading. "BEST?" That's a bold claim, people. Very bold. So, am I going to call it "BEST"? Well… maybe, maybe. Depends on the day, the weather, and how many sausages I've devoured.
Accessibility: Okay, this is IMPORTANT. The listing says accessible. And, LISTEN UP. This is where things get… tricky. They list "Facilities for disabled guests." Wonderful! HOWEVER, (and it's a big, flashing, neon-lit however) detailed information is…sparse. This is NOT a detailed accessible accommodation for those who need it. I'd recommend contacting the property directly, because “facilities” are not explicitly defined. So… caution! You know, call. Before leaving.
Wheelchair Accessible? Again, the listing implies it, but NEEDS verification. I suspect that you'll need to call them to get the nitty gritty on exactly what is accessible. (Are we sensing a theme here?).
Internet, Glorious Internet: (and the lack of it!)
- Internet Access: "Yes! We got it!" They tout Internet access like it's the Holy Grail.
- Free Wi-Fi: Yessss, in all rooms! Okay, this is non-negotiable. In this day and age, if you don't have it, you're toast. Thank goodness.
- Internet [LAN]: Also available. For the old-school, dial-up nostalgic, and you know, people who might want to VPN and not trust the wireless.
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Good. Smart.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: (Spa Day, Anyone?)
Right, this is where the magic (potentially) happens. "Pool with view"… I'm picturing a postcard moment. A sun-drenched terrace, a refreshing dip, and bam - a view to die for. This, I can get behind.
- Terrace: YES! A fenced garden? Potentially good for any kids or pets (if allowed, double confirm!).
- Swimming Pool: Outdoor, right? This is sounding promising for a summer stay.
- Spa/Sauna/Steamroom: Ah, the trifecta of relaxation. Pure bliss.
- Fitness Center/Gym: Gotta work off all those German delicacies somehow.
- Massages, Body Scrubs, Body Wraps: Okay, now we're talking. Full-blown pampering potential.
I'm getting a little too excited, aren't I? Let's calm down before the credit card bill arrives.
BUT… here's the thing. I REALLY hope the pool view lives up to the hype. I HAVE been to too many places where the "pool with a view" turns out to be a depressing patch of concrete looking out at a parking lot. Don't let me down, Erfurt.
Cleanliness and Safety: (COVID Times, Y'all)
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer… Check, check, and check. This is essential, especially now. Makes me breathe a little easier.
- Room sanitization opt-out? Excellent. Freedom of choice is always appreciated.
- Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment… Again, good to see.
- Safe dining setup, Individually-wrapped food options: Important.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: (My Personal Olympus!)
- Restaurants, Bar, Poolside bar: Sounds like a good time, depending on the food quality.
- Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Asian breakfast, Western breakfast: Variety! I like variety.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant. YES. A good cup of coffee is a deal-breaker.
- Room service [24-hour]. Ooooh, tempting. Midnight schnitzel, anyone?
- Snack bar. Essential!
Okay, the Big Question: The Food
The fact that it has multiple restaurants, including Asian and vegetarian options, feels promising. I'm just praying the options aren't all… meh. I need a truly memorable meal. I'll report back. I hope my memory doesn't just fade after the fourth stein of beer.
Services and Conveniences:
- Air conditioning in public area. Sigh of relief. Yes!
- Concierge, Doorman, Daily housekeeping, Laundry service… These are the small luxuries that make a trip feel like a vacation. Especially when you're the one who usually does all those things at home.
- Elevator: Crucial for anyone with accessibility needs.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Again, needs clarification!
- Car park [free of charge]: Bless. Free parking is a godsend. I feel like I should start a non-profit specifically for free parking.
For the Kids: (Family-Friendly Vibes?
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, and Kids meal: Great, if you're traveling with the brood.
- Kids facilities: What does that even mean? Slides? Play areas? More clarification needed.
Getting Around:
- Airport transfer: Always nice to have.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station: More free parking AND a charging station! Score!
Available in All Rooms: (The Nitty-Gritty of Comfort)
- Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Blackout curtains, Closet, Coffee/tea maker… Standard stuff.
- Free bottled water: Score! Hydration is key. Especially after a few steins.
- Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities… Functional.
- Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Slippers, Smoke detector, Soundproofing… Basic comfort items.
- Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: The essentials for a good night's sleep and a connected morning.
Now, the Real Deal (The Messy Bits)
Look, I'm a realist. This listing is trying to be everything to everyone. And that's where my (slightly) cynical side kicks in.
I want to know about the WORST parts too. The tiny, nit-picky details that most reviews skip over. The slightly broken tile in the bathroom. The uneven pressure in the shower. The fact that the "cozy reading nook" is actually just a hard wooden chair by a dusty window.
My Wishlist:
- Clear Accessibility Info: This is non-negotiable.
- Amazing Breakfast: Not just "good," but legendary.
- That Pool View… Seriously, Deliver.
- Cleanliness I want it to be the kind of clean where you want to just breathe in the air.
- Pet Acceptance: I'm not a pet owner, but I know many are.
Final Verdict (Tentative!)
This Holiday Home could be amazing. It has the potential. It teases with spa treatments and a pool with a view. But it needs to deliver on the details. The accessibility info needs to be crystal clear. The food needs to be delicious. And that pool view… well, it needs to be postcard-worthy.
So, am I recommending it right now? I'm cautiously optimistic. I'm keeping this review open to revision once I see it for myself. Stay tuned, folks! Because this is going to be an experience. I feel it in my bones. (And if it's really good, I might just start a new non-profit with the profits. I'm thinking… free beer for everyone.)
Escape to Paradise: Stunning Noordwijk Beach House Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your Grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. We're going to Erfurt, Germany, and we're doing it right. By "right," I mean we're embracing the chaos, the questionable food choices, and the existential dread of being a tourist. This is a vibe, people.
The Erfurt Escapade: Officially Unplanned Itinerary (And Probably Failing)
Day 1: Arrival and the Illusion of Organization
Morning (Possibly). Okay, so the flight. Let's just say that was an experience. I swear the guy next to me was smuggling a small barnyard. Seriously, the aroma… let’s just leave it at that. Arrived in Erfurt, and… well, the holiday home is supposed to be this idyllic little place: "Terrace. Fenced Garden. Perfect for relaxation." We'll see about that.
- Finding the Fabled "Holiday Home": GPS acting up (surprise!), circling the same cobbled street for what felt like an eternity. Finally, found it. The garden is fenced, which is a win considering my uncanny ability to trip over air. The terrace… well, let's say it's got "potential." Needs a serious power-washing and maybe a priest to get rid of whatever… things… are growing in the cracks.
Afternoon: Unpacking. Immediately regretting overpacking. Why did I need five pairs of shoes? Especially now. I’m pretty sure the holiday home has a resident ghost named Gertrude who probably hates my shoes.
- My first meal (Sort of): The fridge is sadly empty, aside from a suspicious-looking jar of something labeled "Sauerkraut." This is Germany! I have to try to learn how to handle my self here. Decided to go to the local Supermarket. In classic tourist fashion, I spent a good hour staring blankly at the cheese section. Finally, I settled on a loaf of bread, some questionable sausages, and a bottle of… something. It’s red. Hopefully it doesn’t contain something lethal.
Evening: Aiming for a stroll around the city center. Supposedly the Kramerbrücke (Merchants' Bridge) is stunning at sunset. I'm more concerned about finding a functioning beer garden. Food. It's all about food.
- The Beer Garden Debacle: Found one! Hooray! But… the menu was entirely in German. And my German extends to "Bitte" and "Danke." I gestured wildly, pointed at things, and ended up with… a mountain of potato salad and something vaguely resembling a sausage (possibly the same questionable one from my earlier meal). The beer, however, was glorious. The taste of freedom and relief washed over me, the potato salad was worth it and I got so many stories out of it.
Day 2: Erfurt's Charms… and My Crumbling Sanity
Morning: The "charm" of the cobblestone streets is wearing thin on my poor ankles. Found a coffee shop that, thankfully, understood "Americano, please." The locals are giving me the side-eye. Probably because I’m wearing socks and sandals (don’t judge, it’s comfortable!).
- The Cathedral and Severin Church: A Brief Moment of Spiritual Confusion. So, two churches, basically staring at each other. Apparently, they're pretty important. I walked around, gawked, and felt a tiny bit of awe… quickly followed by a strong urge to find a pastry. The stained-glass windows were spectacular, though. I am a sucker for beautiful things.
Afternoon: Attempting to navigate the Angermuseum. I'm a sucker for art, but a museum full of German expressionist art is… intense. I think I need a nap from all the staring. I also bought the audio guide, which I promptly lost halfway through. (I'm not kidding)
- The Food, the Food, the Food! (Round 2): Lunch. Seeking out a traditional German restaurant. This time, I was slightly less clueless. I ordered the Thüringer Rostbratwurst (sausage again! Yay!) and somehow managed to communicate, ordering it with mustard. The only problem was that the portion size was… significant. I ate half of it and then I was stuffed for the next 5 hours.
Evening: Back to the holiday home. I’m too full to move. Contemplating the meaning of life on the questionable terrace, while Gertrude the ghost seems to giggle at my state. This is the life, right?
Day 3: The Day I Tried (and Failed) at "Culture"
Morning: Determined to conquer the Zitadelle Petersberg (Petersberg Citadel). It's a massive fortress. It's all history and architecture, and I tried so hard!
- The Citadel's Secret and my growing headache: the Citadel was impressive, no doubt. But let's just say my attention wandered. I spent more time people-watching than reading plaques. Maybe I just don't get into the whole "battlements and bastions" thing. I had no idea what I was doing.
Afternoon: A desperate plea for retail therapy. Found a charming little shop selling artisanal… something. Probably hand-made pickles. Bought a scarf. Because I'm classy.
Evening: Dinner. A very nice wine from a local bottle shop. Just sitting and thinking… the quiet of this little holiday house is really something else.
Day 4: The Sausage Saga Continues (and My Departure)
Morning: One last morning exploring the city center. I walk down the Kramerbrücke again. Still stunning. I think I'm going to miss this place.
Afternoon: PACKING. This is always a disaster. Somehow, I've accumulated more stuff. Mostly sausages and pastries. I am so happy.
Evening: On my way out. One last look at the Erfurt skyline.
- Final Thoughts: It's been a whirlwind. Erfurt is beautiful, messy, and utterly delightful. Yeah, my itinerary was a joke, my German is abysmal, and I've probably offended half the city with my touristy blunders. But I wouldn't trade it for anything. The food was divine, the beer was perfection, and I made memories that will last longer on the heart. As for Gertrude the ghost… well, I think we're finally friends.
Departure: It was an experience. Now, time to go clean up some mess, and prepare the next adventure.
Okay, Spill! Is this Erfurt Holiday Home REALLY as good as it Sounds? Terrace, Fenced Garden...come on!
Alright, alright, settle down! Look, I'm a *super* skeptical person. I've seen too many glossy brochures and airbrushed photos. But yeah...this place in Erfurt? Honestly? It's pretty darn good. The terrace, the garden... they ARE a selling point.
Let's just say I was already halfway to loving it when I saw the photos. Then, the reality... whoa. The terrace? HUGE. We spent *hours* out there. Sipping wine, watching the kids (and the ridiculously clumsy family dog, bless his heart) attempt football in the garden. It's like, picture postcard perfect kind of stuff. I'm getting all misty-eyed just thinking about it.
The fenced garden? Crucial. We have a escape artist dog. He’s tried to scale a chainlink fence and failed spectacularly, but he doesn't give up. So, the fence was a lifesaver. It meant I could actually relax and not have to do constant perimeter patrol. (And let's be honest, it probably saved the local squirrel population.)
Seriously though, the *terrace*? Was it actually usable, or just a sun-baked slab of concrete?
Okay, this is a BIG deal. The terrace. The *terrace*. I'm not even kidding. It was *amazing*. HUGE doesn't even cover it. It had a big table and chairs perfect for dining al fresco (even if the "alfresco" element was mostly just us accidentally dropping food). There were comfy loungers, too! And shade! Oh, sweet, blessed shade!
Now, look, I’m not gonna say it was pristine. There was a tiny bit of bird poop. C'mon, we're humans. It's life. I wiped it up in like, two seconds flat. The point is, yes, it was perfectly usable. We practically *lived* out there. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, even a few sneaky midnight chats with my partner while the kids were asleep. It was the heart of the whole place, and it absolutely made the trip. Seriously considering building one like it in my own back yard now... if I ever get around to it. Which, let's be honest, is unlikely.
Fenced garden – what about the dog? Was it *truly* escape-proof? (Asking for a friend... who also has an Houdini-esque canine.)
Oh, I *feel* you. The dog owners, we understand, right? Our dog, Buster, he's got skills. He's a furry ninja, a master of the unauthorized escape. I’m convinced he has a black belt in fence-climbing.
The fence was *mostly* escape-proof. I mean, we're talking about a real, proper fence, not some pathetic decorative thing you can just step over. Buster had a few tries, but the height was good, the pickets were close together… he just couldn't do it. There was a tiny, *tiny* gap under one part of the fence, and bless his heart, he tried to worm his way through. We caught him. He got a stern talking-to (well, the sternest talking-to Buster ever gets, which is basically a mumbled "now, now, no, no").
So, it's damn good. It kept OUR dog locked up and the local rabbits *safe*, so I'm calling it a win! But hey, keep a close eye on your escape artist dog, you know your dog better than I do. Maybe bring a little extra chicken to distract them. Just in case!
Okay, let's talk location. Is it near *anything* interesting? Or just a lonely house in nowheresville?
Okay, this is where it gets even better. Erfurt is incredible! And this place was a really good base. It wasn't in the *absolute* center, which was a blessing, actually. Peace and quiet is a big deal for me, on vacation at least.
Everything we wanted to see was a reasonably easy drive or even a walk or bike ride away. We spent a day exploring the old town(the Krämerbrücke is like something out of a fairytale), another wandering around the Domplatz (the Cathedral and the Severikirche are stunning!), and even took a day trip further afield when i was feeling adventurous.
There were little shops and cafes nearby, and the feeling of being in an actual town, not just some sterile tourist bubble, was amazing. Look, the location? Perfect. Really. You're winning. You're winning hard.
You mentioned the house a couple times... Was it actually *nice*, or was the focus all on the garden and terrace?
Okay, now, listen. The house itself. The house. It wasn't some rickety shack, I'll tell you that. It wasn't palatial or showy – it was clean, comfortable, and well-equipped. They had everything... a washing machine, a dishwasher (YES!), a decent kitchen... the basics, but done WELL. I HATE staying in places where you have to hunt for things. This was easy.
The decor was tasteful, not stuffy and overdone. The furniture was comfy. There were enough sofas to collapse on after a day of sightseeing. It felt like a home. Not a cold, impersonal rental. And that, honestly, matters more than you think. You *want* to relax, to feel at ease, not constantly worried about breaking something. They'd clearly thought about the details – the little things that make a difference. And that makes me give this place a huge thumbs up.
Any down sides? Anything *actually* bad about the Erfurt Holiday Home? Come on, spill the tea!
Alright, alright, okay, I can't pretend it was *completely* perfect. One minor inconvenience... the wifi was a little spotty sometimes. Not a disaster, but if you're *desperate* to stream something on Netflix, you might have a few buffering issues. Though, honestly? Being forced to disconnect a little was probably what I needed.
And... hmm... I wish there had been a clothes line in the garden to dry the laundry. Nothing huge, just something I noticed. And... Oh, and the parking. Parking was available, but it was on the street and sometimes, depending on the time of day, it could take a minute to find a space. Seriously, that's it. Minor, very minor gripes. Okay? That's me being picky.
Honestly, if I had to nitpick, it's stuff that's probably not even an issue for most people! Overall? Loved it. Absolutely loved it. I'm already thinking about going back!
Would you recommend it? Be honest!
