Escape to Paradise: Stunning Xhoffraix Holiday Home with Terrace!
Escape to Paradise: Xhoffraix, You've Got My Heart (and My Luggage) - A Review That's Actually Real!
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Alright, folks, buckle up. This isn't your run-of-the-mill, sugar-coated hotel review. I'm fresh off a trip to this "Escape to Paradise" holiday home in Xhoffraix, and let me tell you, paradise ain't always perfect, and that's what makes it, well, paradise.
Let's start with the basics: the name gives you a good idea. I mean, "Escape to Paradise" is a bold claim, right? But the Stunning Xhoffraix Holiday Home with Terrace? Yeah, that's pretty accurate. Honestly, the terrace alone almost sold me. Picture this: you, a chilled beverage (more on that later), and a view that makes you want to write poetry…or at least take an Instagram photo. I opted for the latter, naturally.
Accessibility: Okay, real talk. I'm not in a wheelchair, but I did notice some things. The website claims some accessibility, and while I didn't investigate every single nook and cranny, there was an elevator, which is a huge plus. Facilities for disabled guests are mentioned, but definitely double-check specifics if accessibility is a make-or-break thing for you. I'd recommend contacting them beforehand. They seemed pretty accommodating, and you can expect that with a 24-hour Front desk and doorman service.
Cleanliness and Safety (Because, You Know, The World): Okay, so this place gets it when it comes to hygiene. I'm talking Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. I even saw them using Professional-grade sanitizing services. Honestly, I felt safer there than I do in my own kitchen (don't judge my dish-washing habits!). They had Hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff seemed genuinely invested in staying safe. They had Staff trained in safety protocol, which made me feel a little less paranoid about breathing the same air as other humans. Hand sanitizer dispensers strategically placed, I felt pretty darn safe, and that's a huge relief these days. They offered Room sanitization opt-out available, but why would you?! Maybe if you love germs??
They also seemed to pay attention to the little things, like Individually-wrapped food options at breakfast (more on that delicious spread later) and a Safe dining setup. They even had Cashless payment service. And, of course, the usual suspects like Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, Security [24-hour], and CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property. The presence of a Doctor/nurse on call is a nice touch, especially in a more remote location.
The Room: My Fortress of Solitude (and Maybe a Little Mess): My room was, dare I say, charming. The Air conditioning was a lifesaver, especially after a long day of…well, doing nothing much besides chilling on the terrace (told ya!). The Blackout curtains were essential for sleeping in (because vacation!), but the Window that opens helped with fresh air. I even took advantage of my complimentary tea every morning.
The bed? Oh, the bed! I spent a lot of quality time with that bed. It was a Extra long bed, perfect for sprawling. There was a desk for pretending to do work (I didn't), a coffee/tea maker (again, essential), and a mini bar. The Refrigerator was perfect for my evening wine stash. I never actually used the Internet access – wireless (Wi-Fi [free] in all rooms!) but you know, it was there. Free bottled water was a thoughtful touch.
Minor gripe alert: The bathrobes were a tad scratchy. But hey, can't win 'em all, can ya?
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Relaxation Machine: Okay, let's talk food. Because, obviously, food is important. The Breakfast [buffet] was legendary. I'm not exaggerating. Forget your continental nonsense – they had everything. Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, and probably a breakfast from Mars if I'd asked! There was a Coffee shop churning out deliciousness, plus a Bar for those sunset cocktails… or mid-morning cocktails, no judgement here. The Poolside bar was a godsend, keeping me hydrated (with liquid sunshine, naturally). The staff was on top of things with Breakfast service and even Breakfast takeaway service if you were feeling lazy/hungover. In the evenings, the a la carte in restaurant offered something for everyone. There were Restaurants offering Asian cuisine in restaurant and Western cuisine in restaurant. I didn't personally experience the Vegetarian restaurant, but even I, a carnivore, knew they had one for me.
Anecdote Time: I almost missed breakfast one day because I was too busy attempting to conquer the Pool with view (which, by the way, is GLORIOUS - a full-on Swimming pool [outdoor] situation). I staggered down at the last minute, still half-asleep, and they were so accommodating. They even let me take a plate to my room! #Winning.
Things to Do (Or, Let's Be Honest, Places to Not Do Things): This is where "Escape to Paradise" shines. I mean, it all starts with the Terrace - and it's just amazing. I could spend days there. There are plenty of ways to relax:
- Spa/sauna and Spa: I treated myself to multiple trips here. The Sauna was divine, and I'm pretty sure my skin hasn't been this happy in years.
- Massage: Yes, please. In fact, book that before you even book the room.
- Body wrap and Body scrub: Pampering on another level.
- Swimming pool (the outdoor one, again, is gorgeous).
- Fitness center/Gym/fitness: I did not venture in, but it was there. I was on vacation, after all!
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things That Make a Difference): The whole experience was elevated by some fantastic services and conveniences. Daily housekeeping kept the chaos at bay (thank you, lovely people!). The Concierge was super helpful with recommendations and bookings. Laundry service was a lifesaver (I did not want to deal with packing wet swimwear!). Car park [free of charge] made everything easy. There was Luggage storage, Ironing service, Dry cleaning, Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, and a Convenience store.
For the Kids/Family: I mostly went solo, but this place seemed pretty Family/child friendly. They have Babysitting service and Kids meal options. I saw a couple of families, and the kids seemed to be having a blast.
Getting Around: They offer Taxi service and Airport transfer. Car park [on-site] is available.
My Quirky Observations and Imperfections (Because, Real Life):
- The signage could be slightly clearer. I got lost a few times, but hey, that's part of the adventure, right?
- My room didn't have an Ironing facilities. A minor quibble, but always nice to have.
- The bottle of water they left was lukewarm. Seriously minor.
- And on my first morning, I noticed a slightly dodgy smell. It was quickly fixed, but still, maybe a slight whiff of something that didn't quite get sanitized…
Emotionally Speaking (My Verdict):
Look, this place isn't perfect. But the flaws? They're minor, and honestly, they only add to the charm. You're stepping away from the world, and you need to be able to unwind somewhere. I'm not a spa junkie (I love them though, it's a big thing to me), but I enjoyed the facilities, and I had a blast. I'm already planning my return. Escape to Paradise: Stunning Xhoffraix Holiday Home with Terrace? More like Escape to Happiness. Go. Just go. You won't regret it. I'd give it a solid 4.8 out of 5 stars, with a strong recommendation.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your grandma's itinerary, this is a real Belgian adventure, penned by a person who probably hasn't slept enough (and likely packed way too many pairs of shoes). This is our Xhoffraix escape, and it's going to be… interesting.
Trip: Xhoffraix Holiday Home – Malmedy, Belgium: The Good, the Bad, and the Belgian Waffle-y
(Let's be honest, the planning stage was already its own chaotic adventure…)
- THE PLAN (ish): This is less of a rigid schedule and more of a vague suggestion of things we might do. Expect improvisation. Expect meltdowns (probably mine). Expect a whole lot of "ooh, what's that?" moments.
Day 1: Arrival, the Waffle Conspiracy & That Terrifying Terrace
Morning (or "Whenever We Drag Ourselves Out of Bed"):
- The Great Drive (Brussels Airport to Xhoffraix): Okay, Google Maps promised a smooth two-hour drive. Google Maps LIED. We encountered a roundabout of doom. A queue of semi trucks. A cow. I'm pretty sure the cow judged my driving. But hey, we survived!
- Arrival at the Chalet: Oh. My. God. Photos NEVER do these places justice. It's a dream. Rustic, charming, fire place like in the movies. The real star is the terrace, big with a view of rolling hills, just like the pictures, but… Wait…is it…sloping? Oh god, I'm too scared to stand near the edge because it will make me fall. I swear I'll have to sleep at the edge of the inside and I'll be forever traumatized, unless I decide to drink wine, then it will be better.
Afternoon:
- Unpacking & Settling In (and the Waffle Hunt Begins): Found the waffle iron. But no waffles in the house. I will start a hunt for the best waffles in the entire world. I'm so hungry.
Evening:
- Grocery Run - Malmedy: Found a great supermarket in Malmedy. Belgian chocolate. CHEESE. Beer. We are going to be very popular with ourselves. Had a minor debate over the merits of various mustard brands. Apparently, I'm passionate about mustard.
- Dinner – Cozy Night In: Settle into our cozy home and made dinner, and I'm just a human who did a great job to feed myself. I am so proud (and full).
Day 2: Cascade de Coo, Beer, and the Perils of Navigation
Morning:
- Excursion to the Cascade de Coo: Another google map adventure. We thought this was going to be easy, scenic. It started scenic, then Google decided to send us down a road that looked suspiciously like a goat track. Nearly ended up in a ditch. But we made it! Waterfalls are pretty cool, kids loved it.
- Picnic (Attempted): We packed a picnic, but the weather took a turn. Ended up eating soggy sandwiches in the (slightly damp) car. Still, views!
Afternoon:
- Beer Tasting (Necessary): Okay, this was the main goal of the day, and it went wonderfully. Wandered into a local brewery. Absolutely magical. The smell of hops! Tried a few different beers. I may or may not have stumbled back to the car. No one's judging. Except maybe the goats from earlier.
- Navigation Disaster: Tried using the GPS again. Google wanted us to take a "shortcut". Let's just say we did not take that shortcut. Found ourselves on a road that made the goat track look like a super highway. Note to self: trust your instincts, not the robot overlords.
Evening:
- Dinner & Board Games (and another waffle!): Found the waffles. And, damn. Waffles are a national treasure, I'm telling you. We might have over-indulged. Attempted a board game that resulted in much squabbling. Some things never change.
Day 3: Stavelot Abbey, Spa Town Dreams, and the Great Pancake Debacle
Morning:
- Stavelot Abbey: This place? Beautiful. Seriously, the architecture, the history – it’s all pretty impressive. Wandered around for a good hour, feeling all cultured and intellectual. But then the kids got bored. You know, the usual.
- Spa Town (Spa… Spa?): Heard about the town Spa from a local in the hotel. I'm a sucker for a nice spa, and I was hoping for some relaxing treatments and a blissful afternoon. Instead, it was closed, so we just wandered around, hoping for a glimpse of the glory that once was.
Afternoon:
- Pancake Day (or the Tragedy of Too Much Batter): Decided to try to make pancakes. Sounds simple, right? WRONG. Too much batter. Burnt sides. Undercooked middles. The kitchen looked like it had been hit by a pancake bomb (I swear the ceiling got hit). Ended up ordering takeout. Lesson learned: leave the pancakes to the professionals.
Evening:
- Fireplace Bliss & Late-Night Chatting: We got the fire going in the fireplace (after a bit of a smoky start, of course). Snuggled up with blankets, wine, and deep chats. The best moment of the trip, to be honest, just breathing in the fresh air and listening to the crackling fire.
Day 4: Walking Around Malmedy, Farewell Feast, and The Bitter-Sweet Departure
Morning:
- Exploring Malmedy: Decided we should check out Malmedy, especially with the shops and the markets. Found a cute bakery, and bought more pastries.
- The Market Frenzy: Got into the market, I bought some cheese and some local charcuterie.
Afternoon:
- Farewell Feast: Took the time to celebrate our goodbye in style. Found a great restaurant in the city
Evening:
- Packing (The Dreaded Task): Sigh. The inevitable. Packing. It's always a mess. I always overpack. Finding clothes everywhere.
- One Last Wine and Some Sad Musings: Sitting in the terrace reflecting on the past days. Wondering if I went to a different state of mind.
- Goodbyes: Said goodbye to the house. I thought I'd do better.
Day 5: Departure (And the Eternal Search for the Perfect Waffle)
- Morning:
- The Journey Home (Or Back to Reality): The drive back felt longer. More traffic. More cow sightings. The usual.
- Forever in My Heart: Belgium, you were odd. You were chaotic. But you were beautiful. I'll be back. And I'm still searching for the perfect waffle.
(P.S. I still think the terrace is too scary…but the view…)
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Escape to Paradise: Xhoffraix Holiday Home – Oh, The Questions! (and the rambling answers...)
Okay, so... Xhoffraix? Where even IS that, exactly? I like to know where I'm potentially getting lost.
Alright, fair question. Xhoffraix is… well, it's Belgium. Specifically, the Ardennes. Think rolling green hills, maybe a cow or two, and the distinct possibility of rain. (Pack an umbrella, trust me. I learned the hard way. Picture it: me, desperately trying to photograph a particularly picturesque stream, soaked to the bone. Fashion icon, I was not.) Now, geographically speaking, it's in the far east of the country, a bit of a trek if you’re flying into somewhere like Brussels. That means you're probably looking at a car rental. Definitely. Roads are… charming. Let's just say they add to the *adventure*. But the peace you find there? Worth every hairpin turn.
Is this "stunning" holiday home actually *stunning*? Like, Insta-worthy stunning?
Okay, my friend, *that's* the million-dollar question, isn't it? Stunning? Well… yes. Actually, yeah, it is. I mean, the pictures don't *completely* lie. The terrace? Glorious. I spent a solid afternoon there, just staring out at the view. (And drinking wine. Don't judge me. It was a really good view.) The house itself is gorgeous and filled with great amenities. Real coffee machine, amazing. And the fact everything is well maintained, great! The only caveat? The "stunning" sometimes gets filtered a bit. It depends on your definition of "stunning". My first thought was "wow" and I took photos, that is for sure! But it's also a lived-in house, so there is some slight wear and tear, but a perfect place if you looking to stay.
What's the deal with the terrace? Seriously, tell me *everything*. (I'm a terrace enthusiast.)
Oh, the terrace! Bless the terrace! Okay, settle in. It's… well, it’s basically another room. The kind of room you want to spend your entire life in. Imagine this: you, sprawled out on a comfy lounger (yes, they have those!), a good book, maybe a glass of… something cold and refreshing. The view stretches out forever. (Okay, maybe not *literally* forever, but it felt like it.) I even saw a deer! A real, live deer! Okay, maybe not a *deer*, but something deer-like. It was majestic. I mean I sat there one afternoon with the sun on my face, and well... I think i cried from the sheer beauty. It was truly amazing and I will go back just to sit there!
Is it suitable for kids? We have a couple of little terrors (affectionately, of course).
Hmm. This is where things get a little… situational. It depends on your "little terrors." The house itself is quite spacious, but there are some stairs. And the area around the house? Think hills. Steep hills. Very steep. I imagine it's perfect if you have kids who want to play outside. But the terrace, beautiful as it is, might require some vigilance. You know your kids best, but I'd definitely have eyes on them. Maybe pack some games, and some extra clothes (mud is inevitable in this part of the world!). Overall, yes, but with a healthy dose of supervision. Maybe a leash for the little one? (Just kidding... mostly.)
What's the kitchen like? I *need* to know if I can actually cook there. (Hangry me is not a pretty sight.)
The kitchen? Yes! You can absolutely cook in the kitchen! It has all the essentials - which is nice. I think I didn't spend as much time as I should have in this area. You'll have a fridge, oven, stove top; all the usual suspects. The best thing about it is the view, as the window looks out to the gorgeous area with the sun giving it amazing light. It's not state-of-the-art, but it's perfectly functional. It's equipped with the basics. I made pasta. It worked. (And I didn’t burn the house down. Always a win.) Honestly, the kitchen is fine. Prepare for the best food of your life. You're in the Ardennes! Amazing!
Are pets allowed? Because my fluffy overlord demands a vacation.
This is one of those "check the fine print" situations! I do not remember seeing it in the description so that is a shame, as that would have been a great stay for a pet. I hope that can be adjusted. But check with the owners, if that is fine. If they're allowed, I hope you have a great time. (And tell your fluffy overlord I said hello.)
What's the Wi-Fi situation? (Confessions of a digital addict…)
Okay, look. I get it. We’re all tethered to our devices these days. The WiFi was… adequate. I didn't have any issues streaming, it was pretty good! Definitely not a fiber-optic connection designed for speed. But hey, the point is you are going to go out and enjoy the views and the surroundings. My advice? Embrace the disconnect. Leave the phone inside, take a stroll on the terrace, and breathe in the fresh air. Maybe even read a physical book. (Gasp!) It's good for the soul. Though, you might want to download some shows beforehand just in case. Just saying.
Anything I should pack that I might not think of?
Alright, buckle up for the "Pack Like You're Going to Belgium (and Possibly the End of the World)" list:
- Rain Gear: Even if the forecast says sunshine, bring a raincoat. Trust me.
- Hiking Boots: Unless you plan on staying inside and ignoring the beauty, get those boots ready.
- Adaptor: European outlets, people! Don’t learn this the hard way.
- A Good Book: The terrace demands it. (And maybe a bottle of wine… see above.)
- SnACKS: Because let's be real, you'll get hungry. And those local shops close early.
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