Escape to Tuscany: Luxurious Belvilla Farmhouse in Radda in Chianti!
The Grand Ambivalence: A Review of [Hotel Name] – Or, My Week of Contradictions
Okay, buckle up folks, because reviewing [Hotel Name] is like trying to herd cats while simultaneously battling a sugar craving. It’s a whirlwind of shiny promises, almost-perfect experiences, and the occasional, frankly hilarious, logistical hiccup. Let's do this… because I need a vacation from reviewing the vacation.
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Accessibility:
Alright, first things first, because frankly, it’s important. Wheelchair accessible? Yep, mostly. The lobby was smooth sailing, the elevators seemed decent, and there were clearly designated accessible rooms. However (and there’s always a "however"), navigating the pool area felt a little like a slalom course. Not terrible, mind you, but a slight design flaw that could use some tweaking. This gets a solid, maybe slightly qualified, thumbs up. On-site restaurants/lounges accessible? Yes! That was a huge relief. Finding a luxury hotel that also takes accessibility seriously is a win in my book.
Internet: The Double-Edged Sword of the Modern Traveler
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise be! And it actually worked, most of the time. Though I’m pretty sure the Wi-Fi in my room had a personality disorder. One minute, it was humming along, streaming Netflix like a champ. The next, it was ghosting me, leaving me staring at the dreaded spinning wheel of doom. Internet [LAN] – Look, I’m old school, okay? I haven’t used a LAN cable in, well… let's just say a long time. Didn't try this, but the option was there! Internet services were generally good, but the inconsistent in-room Wi-Fi was… frustrating, to put it mildly. Wi-Fi in public areas: Better but still spotty. I spent a good portion of my time in the lounge, and I’d rate the Wi-Fi a solid "meh."
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day & Beyond!
Body scrub, body wrap, fitness center, foot bath, gym/fitness, massage, pool with view, sauna, spa, spa/sauna, steamroom, swimming pool, swimming pool [outdoor]. Okay, so here’s where things get exciting! This place is built for relaxation. I spent one blissful afternoon in the spa. The massage was transcendent. Honestly, I think my therapist could have ironed out all the wrinkles in my soul. The pool with a view was breathtaking. I just stared. And stared. Floating in the water, the world looked a little less… stressful. The sauna was hot, in the best possible way. And the steamroom? Man, I sweated out all the bad decisions of 2022 in there. Heaven!
But the fitness center? Let’s just say I considered going. And then I ordered room service. I didn’t even manage to peek through the window. I wanted to, but I also wanted to relax… in the bed. The allure of a fluffy robe and a good book won that battle. I saw the pool (outdoor) and it looks fantastic, but again, a good book and a fluffy robe. So much temptation!
Cleanliness and Safety: A World in Crisis (And a Hotel Trying Its Best)
Anti-viral cleaning products: Good! Breakfast takeaway service: Clever! Cashless payment service: Essential! Daily disinfection in common areas: Reassuring! Doctor/nurse on call: Smart! First aid kit: Always a good sign! Hand sanitizer: Everywhere! Seriously, you couldn't swing a dead cat (though please don't) without hitting a hand sanitizer dispenser. Hot water linen and laundry washing: Excellent! Hygiene certification: Tick! Individually-wrapped food options: Sensible! Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Mostly observed. Professional-grade sanitizing services: Yep. Room sanitization opt-out available: Nice touch! Rooms sanitized between stays: Of course! Safe dining setup: Looked good! Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Believe it! Shared stationery removed: Sensible! Staff trained in safety protocol: Felt like it! Sterilizing equipment: Present.
I felt reasonably safe and the efforts made were appreciated. COVID still lingers, but they were making a great effort.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: From Buffet to Bitter Lemonade
The restaurants: Several. The buffet in the restaurant: Okay, so food. Let's talk food. The breakfast buffet was intimidating in its size, with a dazzling, almost dizzying array of options. Breakfast [buffet] was pretty impressive. And I love this! The hot food was sometimes barely warm, and the coffee? Let's just say it needed some serious help. Some items are just not meant to be served at room temperature. I took to ordering room service for breakfast (see below).
The a la carte in restaurant was great, but the service was uneven. (More on that later.) The poolside bar? Perfect for a lazy afternoon, though the happy hour drinks were a bit… underwhelming. The coffee/tea in restaurant actually wasn't half bad! I drank a lot of it, to offset the aforementioned weak coffee in my room. Room service [24-hour]: A lifesaver! Especially after a long spa day when you're too relaxed to leave your room. Vegetarian restaurant - This one did not have a good balance. I could only imagine the food in my head.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Big Difference
Air conditioning in public area: Check! Audio-visual equipment for special events: Probably there. Business facilities: I saw a place labelled "business centre," but I wouldn't dare venture in; I was on holiday, after all! Cash withdrawal: Yup. Concierge: Helpful, but occasionally a bit… lost. Contactless check-in/out: Thank goodness! Convenience store: Score! Currency exchange: Convenient! Daily housekeeping: Excellent! Doorman: Always a nice touch. Dry cleaning, elevator, essential condiments, facilities for disabled guests, food delivery, gift/souvenir shop, indoor venue for special events, invoice provided, ironing service, laundry service, luggage storage, meeting/banquet facilities, meetings, meeting stationery, on-site event hosting, outdoor venue for special events, projector/LED display, safety deposit boxes, seminars, shrine, smoking area, terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: All available. The doorman was especially charming. I may have gotten a little too used to him opening doors and getting me taxis.
For the Kids:
Didn't see any.
Access:
Easy, no problems.
Rooms (The Nitty-Gritty):
Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, alarm clock, bathrobes, bathroom phone (weird, but okay), bathtub, blackout curtains, carpeting, closet, coffee/tea maker, complimentary tea, daily housekeeping, desk, extra long bed, free bottled water, hair dryer, high floor, in-room safe box, interconnecting room(s) available, internet access – LAN, internet access – wireless, ironing facilities, laptop workspace, linens, mini bar, mirror, non-smoking, on-demand movies, private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, safety/security feature, satellite/cable channels, scale, seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers, smoke detector, socket near the bed, sofa, soundproofing, telephone, toiletries, towels, umbrella, visual alarm, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], window that opens and the occasional rogue bug!
My room was pretty great. The view? Breathtaking. The bed? So comfortable I almost didn’t leave it. The blackout curtains were a godsend, allowing for maximum sleep-in potential. The slippers were delightfully luxurious. The refrigerator was well-stocked with overpriced snacks (but hey, it's a minibar!). The Wi-Fi… well, we already discussed that.
The Quirks, the Imperfections, the Raw Truth:
Okay, so let’s get real. This place isn’t perfect. The service was, at times, a little… slow. I once waited a solid hour for a bottle of water to be delivered to my room. (I wanted to cry). The staff were generally pleasant, but there was a certain… well, disconnectedness that occasionally cropped up. Orders were mixed up. Requests were forgotten. It wasn't
Unbelievable Belvilla Deal: Rosetta Montignoso, Italy Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, perfectly-lined-up itinerary. This is my actual planned chaos, a love letter (and potential hate mail) to the Belvilla by OYO Farmhouse in Radda with Garden, Chianti, Italy. Expect delays, gelato-fueled rants, and the distinct possibility of me accidentally locking myself in a wine cellar.
The Chianti Capers: A Messy Journey Through Tuscany (with a Farmhouse Base)
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Luggage Fiasco of '24
10:00 AM (ish): Land in Florence. Please, let the luggage arrive. Praying to the travel gods, because last time? Let's just say my toothbrush spent three days in a Finnish airport.
11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Rental Car Debacle. Navigating Italian bureaucracy and trying to understand the rental agent’s rapid-fire Italian while simultaneously fighting jet lag? Wish me luck. I'm half expecting them to hand me the keys to a Fiat Panda painted with a "Honk if you love pasta" slogan.
2:00 PM: The Drive. Google Maps says Radda is a mere hop, skip, and a jump. Google Maps lies. The Tuscan countryside, however, is breathtaking. I mean, gasp, it's like a postcard come to life. Sun-drenched rolling hills, cypress trees that look like they're posing for Instagram, and vineyards stretching as far as the eye can see. I'm already humming "That's Amore," even though I'm probably five minutes away from getting hopelessly lost.
4:00 PM (Hopefully): Arrive at the Farmhouse. Finally! Unpack, survey the garden (the garden!), and pray it’s as idyllic as the pictures. Then, a desperate search for coffee. I'm fueled by dreams of strong espresso and the promise of a cozy, rustic Italian home. If the farmhouse is not charming, I'm going to stage a dramatic return to the rental office.
6:00 PM: Grocery store raid in Radda. Gotta stock up on essentials: bread, cheese (lots of cheese), prosciutto, tomatoes that actually taste like tomatoes (a Londoner can dream), and maybe… just maybe… a bottle (or three) of Chianti Classico. I fully intend to embarrass myself trying to speak Italian. "Un… uh… molto cheese, per favore?" It's going to be a sight.
7:30 PM: First Dinner. Cooking? If I can figure out how to turn on the stove. Eating? Absolutely. Drinking? Already planned. I'm thinking a simple pasta dish, maybe some fresh basil from the garden, if I can find a basil plant. The first evening is always a trial run of culinary skill, and the wine will decide if I’m still hungry.
9:00 PM: Collapse into bed. After all this is one of the essential ingredients of relaxing.
Day 2: Wine, Whimsy, and the Accidental Olive Oil Tasting (a.k.a. Wine-Induced Optimism)
9:00 AM: Wake up. Breathe. Coffee. Breathe again. Take stock of surroundings.
10:00 AM: Wine Tasting Extravaganza! I've booked a tour at a local winery. Expect me to learn the difference between a Sangiovese and a Merlot (maybe). Expect me to buy way too much wine. Expect me to feel like a sophisticated sommelier by the end of the day, before promptly spilling red wine down my new white linen shirt.
1:00 PM: Lunch at the winery, if they serve it. If not, I'm prepared with pre-made sandwiches and whatever cheese I can procure. I'm a big fan of a picnic lunch under the Tuscan sun, with a bottle of the morning's tasting.
3:00 PM: Wander into the charming town of Radda. Explore the shops, maybe find a cute souvenir, or at the very least, another place to taste wine. Hopefully, I found a cute little shop, and maybe a cat that lets me pet it.
4:00 PM - 5:00 PM (ish): Accidental Olive Oil Tasting (or what I've dubbed "Liquid Gold"). Turns out, the same winery has another tour, the one on olive oil production. Thinking I've had my fill of wine, I find myself learning about the nuances of olive oil, the different varieties, and the art of tasting. I’m expecting to be converted and become an olive oil snob.
7:00 PM: Dinner at local restaurant in Radda. I'm aiming for a place with a patio and views. The sunset will be glorious, the food (hopefully) amazing, and the wine flowing freely. I might even attempt to speak to the waiter about the day.
9:00 PM: Bedtime.
Day 3: Siena, Serenity and the Perils of Gelato Overload
9:00 AM: Siena bound! It's a bit of a drive, but I'm told Siena is stunning. The Duomo, the Piazza del Campo… all those things. I'm hoping to find out if the Siena architecture is really as great as everyone claims.
11:00 AM - 3:00 PM: Siena exploration. I’m prepared to be overwhelmed by the history, the art, and the sheer beauty of this medieval masterpiece. I’ll probably get lost in a maze of cobblestone streets, but I consider that part of the adventure. The pace can change, depending on how long the gelato lasts the duration.
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Gelato time! Obviously. Seeking out the best gelato in Siena. This is a crucial part of the itinerary. Must. Find. Perfect. Gelato. I'm thinking one scoop…oh, who am I fooling? It's going to be three. And possibly a cone-induced sugar rush.
4:30 PM: Back to the Farmhouse. A quiet evening in the garden. Reading a book. Planning tomorrow's adventures. Drinking the wine that surely I've bought a lot of.
7:00 PM: Dinner at the farmhouse, or maybe, just maybe, a takeaway pizza. I'm not cooking tonight. My kitchen abilities have been exhausted.
9:00 PM: Bedtime. And all that cheese.
**Day 4: The Great Chianti Drive & The Search for the Perfect Photograph (and a Little Bit of Doubt) **
9:00 AM: A leisurely morning, coffee, read a book.
10:00 AM: The Chianti Classico Road Trip! I've got a map, but I'm also prepared to get gloriously lost. The goal: to drive along the scenic roads (SR222, the "Chiantigiana" road), taking pictures of absolutely everything. Vineyards, rolling hills, picturesque villages. I want the cheesy, Instagram-worthy shots, and I don't care.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Exploring a few hilltop towns. Maybe Greve in Chianti, or maybe Castellina. The specifics are flexible, based on what feels right at the time. It also partially depends of how much wine I've consumed the previous days.
2:00 PM: Lunch in a charming village. Hopefully, somewhere with a view and outdoor seating. I plan on enjoying a relaxed lunch, enjoying the moment, and letting the sun warm my face. Maybe a pizza. Or pasta. Or a sandwich. This is Italy. You can't go wrong.
4:00 PM: Taking pictures. Looking at the view. Stopping at every vista point.
6:00 PM: Back to the Farmhouse. Contemplate everything. What have I done? What haven't I done? Did I take enough pictures? Did I relax enough?
7:00 PM: Dinner at the local restaurant.
9:00 PM: Bedtime.
Day 5: Cooking Class, Culinary Chaos, and the Deepest of Sleep
9:00 AM: Breakfast. I can do breakfast.
10:00 AM: Cooking Class. Finally! Time to face my fear of being the worst cook. I'm hoping to learn how to make pasta from scratch, because, let's be honest, it's on everyone's bucket list. I'm expecting to make a mess, and possibly burn something, but hey, at least I can laugh about it later.
1:00 PM: Tasting the fruits of my labor. Or, more accurately, the fruits of the chef's labor. Hopefully, everything is delicious with no burn marks.
3:00 PM: Afternoon relaxation. A nap, reading a book in the garden, maybe a long walk in the fields.
7:00 PM: Dinner. I'm either going to continue eating the
1. So, what *is* this whole "FAQ" thing even ABOUT, like, seriously?
2. Why are you doing this? Are you bored?
3. What's with the weird pacing? Are you on something?!
4. Do you *really* love answering questions or is this all a big charade?
5. Okay, fine, let's say I have a *real* question about this. What's the *best* way to ask it?
6. What do you do when Writer's Block strikes (because I bet it does)?
And sometimes... sometimes I just give in and binge-watch a trashy reality show because at this point in my life, I’m ready to get up from this and do the dishes. Yeah, I’m thinking about those dishes.
7. Are there any topics you *won't* answer questions about?
8. What's the WORST question you could possibly ask?
9. So, you mentioned your cat... what's *her* deal?
