Czech Republic Forest Getaway: Luxurious Holiday House in Obora Obora!
Czech Republic Forest Getaway: Luxurious Holiday House in Obora Obora! – A Thoroughly Opinionated Review!
Okay, buckle up. I just got back from the Czech Republic Forest Getaway in Obora Obora, and I'm still processing it all. Forget fluffy marketing copy – this is the real deal. Prepare for a rollercoaster of praise, nitpicks, and definitely, definitely some opinions.
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The Grand Entrance (and the Immediate Realization I'm Not Exactly a Royal):
First off, “luxurious” is not an exaggeration. The holiday house itself is… well, it's fancy. Think sleek lines, massive windows, the whole shebang. Getting there was easy – we opted for the airport transfer. Totally worth it after a transatlantic flight. It really started with the car park [free of charge] being as easy as can be. I mean, who doesn't love easy parking?
Accessibility – Mostly Good, with a Few Hiccups (and a Rant Brewing):
- Wheelchair Accessible: This is where things get… a little complex. The main areas are generally accessible! The elevator was a godsend. And I appreciate the fact that they thought of that. The facilities for disabled guests were good, but I have to say… the ramp leading to the restaurants could be a little smoother. It felt like I was navigating a minor obstacle course, at some point. And honestly, the one issue I had was with the bathroom door. It needed to be wider. My companion was stuck in the bathroom for, possibly, 15 minutes.
- Services & Conveniences: Definitely kudos for having an elevator and facilities for disabled guests available.
- Accessibility hiccups overall: I want to say it was not as perfect as I hoped for.
Cleanliness & Safety – Feeling Safe (and Somewhat Obsessive):
Okay, I’m a bit of a germaphobe, so this was crucial. The good news: They were serious about cleanliness. Professional-grade sanitizing services were clearly in effect. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Hand sanitizer everywhere? Double-check. I actually felt safe, which is a HUGE win in my book. Their anti-viral cleaning products smelled surprisingly pleasant, too. I'm telling you, I would even go as far to stay that I was not worried about it.
- Room sanitization opt-out available. Very good that they are giving the customers the option and not imposing it.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking – A Food Odyssey (with a few questionable choices):
- Restaurants: There are restaurants, and let me tell you, they are GOOD. The A la carte in restaurant option was stellar. The International cuisine in restaurant was generally delicious, which is why, frankly, I didn't bother with the other options. Their Western cuisine in restaurant was amazing, so I did not even go near the Asian options. I'm not really much of a fan of that. I am not going to lie, I am a picky eater, more often than not the food seems weird to me.
- Breakfast: Breakfast [buffet] was served, and it was solid, but I've had better, especially in the Czech Republic. It had all of the classics with enough variety. Not bad, but not mind-blowing.
- Room Service: Room service [24-hour]. I ordered midnight fries one night. Don't judge. They were surprisingly decent.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax – Spa Day Heaven (and a Slight Disappointment):
- Spa: This is where the Forest Getaway truly shines. The Spa is incredible. The Sauna and Steamroom are divine, the Pool with view is breathtaking, and the Massage was… well, it was life-changing. Seriously. I think I actually floated out of the treatment room.
- Fitness: They have a Fitness center, which I meant to use… but the Spa (and the fries) got the better of me. There is Gym/fitness, but I didn't make it there.
- The Pool: The Swimming pool [outdoor] and Swimming pool were great, but it was too cold to use them. Not their fault, but if you want to go for swimming, maybe go in the summer.
Services and Conveniences – They Thought of Everything (Mostly):
- Internet: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes, please! And no, it wasn’t patchy. The Internet [LAN] seemed perfectly ok, too.
- Other: From the Concierge to the Daily housekeeping, everything was incredibly smooth. They even had a Cash withdrawal available, which was handy. They have Laundry service and Ironing service, but I did not use them.
- Meeting/banquet facilities. These are available, but I did not see them.
Available in All Rooms – Comforts a-plenty:
- The room: Air conditioning, bathrobes, coffee/tea maker, free bottled water, hair dryer, in-room safe box, mini bar, non-smoking, private bathroom, refrigerator, satellite/cable channels, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers, smoke detector, sofa, telephone, toiletries, towels, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], window that opens
- The room I was in: the Additional toilet was great, as there was a bathtub, a closet, a desk, and a mirror. The extra long bed was wonderful, and I was provided with the linens. All the reading light and the socket near the bed made me very happy as a lazy person.
For the Kids – A Family-Friendly Place? (I’m Not Sure):
- Babysitting service. I did not see this.
- Hotel Chain. I did not see this.
- Family/child friendly. I am not sure, you would have to be a family to know.
- Kids meal. Again, I did not see this in action.
Getting Around – Just Relax:
- Car park [free of charge]. Excellent!
- Car park [on-site]. Also good!
- Airport transfer. As I said before, totally recommended.
My Overall Verdict (and a Few Final Thoughts):
Look, the Czech Republic Forest Getaway is an amazing place. It's luxurious, it's relaxing, and the spa is worth the trip alone. The fact that it's relatively close to the airport helps a lot.
The good stuff: The spa. The cleanliness. The comfy beds. The overall vibe of relaxation. The bad stuff: The ramp near the restaurant and the bathroom door size.
Would I recommend it? Absolutely! Just be prepared for a few minor imperfections. It’s a truly memorable experience and one that will leave you feeling refreshed and ready to face the world (or, you know, just order more room service fries).
Would I go back? Without a doubt. I am already considering it for next fall, hopefully getting to enjoy the swimming pool.
Escape to Paradise: Luxurious Chalet Awaits in Biesbosch, Dordrecht!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is me, grappling with a holiday house near Forest in Obora, Obora, Czech Republic. And honestly? I’m still not entirely sure what I’m doing, but here goes…
The Obora Obora Odyssey: A Week of Foresty Follies (Probably)
Day 1: Arrival and Mild Panic
- Afternoon (14:00): Arrive at… wait a minute. Where is this place? Okay, GPS says "Near Obora, Obora." Great. Just great. Found the holiday house. It looks like something out of a fairy tale… the kind where the gingerbread house eats you. Sigh The air smells amazing though, like pine needles and… something else. Something… primal. Maybe it's the fear eating into my olfactory senses.
- 14:30-16:00: Unpack. Or, more accurately, attempt to unpack. The suitcases exploded in the car. Seriously, I think a sock just escaped. Found the key. Let’s hope it works! Yes! Oh God, it's actually… habitable. Let the de-stashing operation commence. And the inevitable search for the kettle. Tea is ESSENTIAL.
- 16:00-18:00: Exploring the house. Everything is delightfully wonky. The floors creak like a grumpy old man, there's a painting of a very intense-looking deer, and the internet is slower than a snail on Valium. Dramatic sigh. I need a drink. Found the fridge. Blessedly, it’s working.
- 18:00: Dinner chaos. Attempt to procure food. The nearest supermarket is like, a gazillion miles away, according to Google Maps. I'm pretty sure I didn't bring enough snacks to survive the journey. I need to buy some food. And a new car.
- 19:00: Dinner… a sad-looking salad (blame the lack of supplies). Okay it's not the best, but the wine is decent. The view from the window, however, is chef's kiss. Those trees… wow.
- 20:00: Wondering whether the wind is a ghost trying to break in. Am I being paranoid? Probably.
- 21:00: The first night. Let's not talk about the dark outside the window.
Day 2: Forest Frenzy (and Existential Dread)
- Morning (08:00): Wake up. Birds are doing their morning thing. And the sun? It's there! A tiny, tiny ray of hope! Coffee is brewed, and the thought of a hike begins to materialize.
- 09:00-12:00: Hiking! Into the forest. Armed with a map I think I understand and a vague sense of direction. I get lost. I get slightly panicky. I almost trip over a root that's clearly been there for a century. The trees are tall. Very tall. So tall, they're probably judging me. I swear I saw a squirrel give me the side-eye. The air is clean, though, and the silence is incredible, until I stumble over some dry leaves and scare the living daylights out of myself.
- 12:00-13:00: Lunch. Back at the holiday house. Sandwich. A slightly less sad salad. I deserve it, after fighting the forest. Also the cat came into my house and ate my cheese.
- Afternoon (13:00-16:00): Rehydration? Sun? Okay. I need to rest. I found a moss covered stone. I sat on it. The woods were so beautiful, I just wanted to be there forever.
- 16:00-18:00: Attempt to learn basic Czech words from my phone. I master "Pivo" (beer). Success!
- 18:00: Dinner. Another masterpiece of culinary despair. I'm starting to think I should have brought a chef. Or at least someone who knows how to boil an egg.
- 19:00: Watching TV. The internet's speed is unbearable.
- 20:00: The second night. Same problem with the darkness.
Day 3: Castle Hunting and Beer Bliss (Maybe)
- Morning (09:00): Another damn sunrise! The birds are louder today. They're definitely mocking me. Today: castles! And hopefully, some decent beer.
- 10:00-13:00: Driving to a castle. The roads here are… challenging. Let's just say my car's suspension is getting a workout. Found the castle. It's beautiful! And old! And full of history! Spent a good couple of hours wandering around, imagining myself as a noble. Or a servant who gets to drink all the leftover wine. The gardens? Stunning. I took way too many pictures. Guilty.
- 13:00-14:00: Lunch at castle. (finally, real food!)
- Afternoon (14:00-16:00): Beer tasting. My primary motivation for this trip. I hit a pub. Ordered a Pivo. And another. And another. The beer is AMAZING. Not just good. Incredible. The best I've ever tasted.
- 17:00-18:00: Driving back. Music and beer. So good.
- 18:00: Dinner: leftovers from the pub. Best meal so far.
- 19:00: Writing. I love it!
- 20:00: The third night. Thinking about all the fun I had today.
Day 4: Random Musings and Forced Relaxation
- Morning (09:00): The birds are at it again! Fine. I might as well pretend to be enjoying this. Contemplating my life choices. And the fact that I'm probably going to need a tetanus shot when I get home.
- 10:00-12:00: The internet works long enough for me to check my emails. I feel like I need to write a book.
- 12:00-13:00: Lunch. Still terrible. But I'm getting used to it.
- Afternoon (13:00-16:00): Relax. Try reading the book I brought with me. Realize I packed the wrong book. Stare at the trees. Contemplate the meaning of life. Come to the conclusion that all I need is a nap.
- 16:00-18:00: Nap. Wake up feeling… vaguely confused. And hungry.
- 18:00: Dinner: The dregs.
- 19:00: Watching TV.
- 20:00: The fourth night. And the forest whispers.
Day 5: The Quest for Authentic Czech Cuisine (and Maybe a Panic Attack)
- Morning (09:00): The birds! I swear, they're laughing. Today: Czech food. Proper Czech food. I'm done with sad salads and questionable sandwiches.
- 10:00-13:00: Drive to a restaurant. Found one! It's actually a little bit scary-looking in a charming, rustic way. The menu is in Czech. Ask for the English menu. The waitress looks at me like I'm an idiot. Order something… I have no idea what it is.
- 13:00-14:00: The food arrives! It's… dumplings? I hope this is the right one
- Afternoon (14:00-16:00): Walk this off. Find place. Relax.
- 16:00-18:00: Buy some of the beer from the local shop to enjoy later.
- 18:00: Dinner.
- 19:00: Chat with my dog, my best friend.
- 20:00: Final night. My favorite part of the day.
Day 6: The Forest's Embrace (and Maybe a Tear or Two)
- Morning (09:00): Okay, birds. You win. I'm going back into the forest. Hiking this time I'm hiking.
- 10:00-13:00: The forest. The trees felt so alive. I felt so alone.
- Afternoon (13:00-16:00): Lunch.
- 16:00-18:00: Packing
- 18:00: Dinner.
- 19:00: Watching TV for the final time.
- 20:00:
Czech Republic Forest Getaway: Obora Obora - Your Questions Answered (and my Unfiltered Thoughts)
Alright, so you're thinking about Obora Obora? Good choice! (At least, I *think* it's a good choice, I still have mixed feelings... keep reading, I'll explain). Here's the lowdown, straight from someone who's been there... and survived. Mostly.
Okay, First Things First: What *is* Obora Obora, Exactly?
Obora Obora… think luxurious holiday house, smack-dab in the middle of a freaking *forest* in the Czech Republic. And I mean *deep* forest. The kind where you half-expect to see a grumpy gnome pop out from behind a mushroom, or maybe a friendly but utterly lost werewolf. (Okay, maybe I spent too much time reading fairy tales before the trip!)
Basically, it's a beautiful, modern house with all the bells and whistles – cozy fireplaces, a killer kitchen (seriously, I wanted that oven!), and ridiculously comfortable beds. You're supposed to disconnect, get back to nature, and all that jazz. The whole "digital detox" angle. And, well... that part's true, whether I liked it or not, I got it.
Is it Actually *Luxurious* Luxurious? Like, Five-Star Hotel Luxurious?
Okay, this is where it gets a little… complicated. It’s *luxury* in a cozy, rustic way. Think more "boutique hunting lodge meets modern minimalist." It’s not a sterile, white-glove hotel. There are probably some tiny imperfections, like a squeaky floorboard here or there. But honestly? That's part of its charm, kinda? (See? I'm already contradicting myself. Welcome to my brain!)
The kitchen *was* stunning. The appliances were top-notch. The bathrooms? Gorgeous, with walk-in showers that were big enough to get lost in. But, and this is a *big* but… you’re still in the middle of the woods. So, if you’re expecting room service at 3 AM, forget about it. Unless the wildlife is really hospitable. Don't count on it though!
What's the Food Situation? Do They Cater? Should I Bring My Own?
Nope. Nope and Nother Nope. They don’t *officially* cater. That means you're on your own, baby. So, plan accordingly! The kitchen is amazing (I'm still dreaming about it!), so cook! There are local shops, but they're… well, let's say "rustic." Don't expect a sprawling supermarket. Bring the essentials with you. Definitely the good coffee! Don't make my mistake. It would have made the early mornings so much easier!
Here's a tip: Pack snacks. *Lots* of snacks. Because when you're exploring all day, and then you're hit with the silence of the forest? Suddenly a bag of chips seems like a gourmet meal. And trust me, the silence *is* deafening. Especially at night. (Or, you'll find yourself staring at the ceiling, wondering if that *was* a wolf howl you heard...)
What's There to *Do* Out There? Besides, you know, *existing*?
Okay, this is where the "back to nature" part really kicks in. Hiking! Lots and lots of hiking. There are trails everywhere – easy ones, challenging ones... ones where you might get a little lost. (Hypothetically, of course... cough, cough...). The views? Stunning. The crisp forest air? Invigorating. The possibility of running into a wild boar? ... Less so. (Seriously, learn your local wildlife!).
There are cycling routes. You can visit nearby villages. You can… read a book by the fireplace (this was my personal favorite, especially after my "lost in the woods" adventure).
And then there's the… *silence*. It's both amazing and a little unnerving. You'll find yourself listening to things you never notice in the city. The rustling of leaves, the chirping of crickets... and the distant, mysterious hooting that *might* have been an owl. (Or... something else.)
Oh! And one glorious memory, the stars at night! The night sky! So clear. The constellations, and the milky way. I just stood there, staring. (It almost made up for that lost in the woods thing. Almost.)
Tell me about the Wildlife! Did you see any bears? (Please say yes!)
Bears? Nope. Actually, I never saw any *major* exciting wildlife. (Unless you count a very determined squirrel that was clearly plotting world domination from the windowsill). Deer, yes. Birds, definitely. That squirrel? Definitely a threat.
You might hear the distant howls of wildlife at night or hear a pack of wild dogs running around and not just the dogs you'd get when you get to keep your own pet. This makes me want our own pet dog! The forest might be a bit too rough for the dog though...
How About Those Forest Trails? Were They Well-Marked? Easy to Navigate?
Okay, this is where my "lost in the woods" anecdote comes in. (I warned you it was coming!). "Well-marked" is subjective. Let's just say "mostly-marked." I might or might not have taken a wrong turn. (Okay, I took several. Blame the map! It was misleading! I swear!).
The trails themselves? Beautiful! Winding paths, through towering trees, all the scents of nature. But, and its a big but, GPS signal out there? Spotty at best. Which is how I found myself wandering around for a couple of hours, convinced I was going to be eaten by a wild boar. (Still don’t think they exist. Even after the fact) So, my advice? Bring a good, old-fashioned map. Make sure you know how to use it. And maybe a whistle, just in case. Also, good hiking boots – those paths are uneven.
And maybe... just maybe... let someone know where you're going. (Again, hypothetically speaking, of course.)
Is it Kid-Friendly?
Hmm… That depends. If your kids are small, and you want a relaxing holiday, then maybe. There's a lovely garden, space to run around (if they like bugs). The house has everything you'd need, butSave On Hotels Now
