Austrian Alps Paradise: Infrared Heated Mittersill Apartment!
Austrian Alps Paradise: Infrared Heated Mittersill Apartment! – A Review (With a Few Tears and Maybe a Cheese Board Spill)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this review isn't going to be your usual sterile, perfectly polished TripAdvisor spiel. We're talking Austrian Alps Paradise: Infrared Heated Mittersill Apartment! – and honestly, the name alone is enough to get you a little giddy. So, let's dive headfirst, shall we? Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, punctuated by my personal brand of clumsy charm (and likely, some spilled Aperol).
Accessibility: (The Good, the Hopefully Good, and The "Oh Dear God, Did I Just Trip?")
First things first: Wheelchair accessible? Now, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I appreciated the mention of it. It speaks volumes about inclusivity, which always earns bonus points in my book. Hopefully, it's genuinely well-executed. I'd have to rely on other reviews to get the specific details on ramps, doorways, and whatnot, but the intention is there, which is half the battle, right?
Getting Around: Airport transfer? Yes, please! After a ridiculously long flight, the thought of someone else hauling my luggage is pure bliss. Car park [free of charge]? Excellent! Austria isn't exactly known for its cheap parking. And hey, they’ve got a Car power charging station, which is a huge plus for anyone with a Tesla or whatever fancy eco-friendly car they're driving these days. Taxi service too - just in case. I'm sensing convenience!
Rooms: (My Sanctuary, My Castle…My Potential Mess)
Okay, THIS is where things get interesting. I live for a good room. And judging by the description, this place pulls out all the stops. Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes (YES!), Blackout curtains (essential for a good night’s sleep, especially after a few too many schnapps), Coffee/tea maker… seriously, they understand me.
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Praise be! And, get this, Internet access – LAN too! For those of us who are technologically a little old and like a more solid connection (I'm looking at you, Netflix). Laptop workspace? Brilliant. I can pretend I'm working (mostly replying to emails, let's be honest). Linens? Always important, but I never really think about them until they feel scratchy. Hopefully, these are luxurious. Mini bar (ooh la la, danger!), Refrigerator (hello, midnight snacks), On-demand movies (Netflix, step aside!). The Seating area is a must. I envision myself curled up with a book, a glass of wine, and absolutely no distractions. Okay, maybe a few distractions. Separate shower/bathtub – HELL YES. And speaking of hell, I'm already picturing the Infrared Heated part of the apartment. Because… infrared? In the Alps?? Sign me up! It's a promise of winter warmth and relaxation. I'm already dreaming of the heated floors.
**And the "Additional toilet"— well, that's pure genius. Because, let's be real, everyone needs options, especially after that aforementioned mini-bar raid.
The things I’m crossing my fingers for: The Soundproofing because my neighbors could sing like angels or scream like banshees; the Hair dryer because I refuse to travel with one again. And the Wake-up service (I'm tragically reliant on it after a holiday).
Cleanliness and Safety: (Sanitized? More Like "Squeaky Clean"?)
Okay, let's get serious for a moment. Hygiene certification, Anti-viral cleaning products, Rooms sanitized between stays – all music to my pandemic-weary ears. Daily disinfection in common areas? Good. Hand sanitizer everywhere? Excellent. Safe dining setup – absolutely vital. They’re taking this seriously, which I appreciate. Staff trained in safety protocol – makes me feel a lot more secure. First aid kit? Always handy, just in case I manage to injure myself, which is a distinct possibility. Smoke alarms? Essential. Fire extinguisher? Hopefully, I won't need it, but I'm glad it's there! Security [24-hour] – makes you feel safe.
But Here’s a confession: I have some concerns. I'd hate if they were too careful, and, say, made everyone feel they were in a hospital. I’d like a balance.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: (My Stomach Is Already Planning the Attack)
Alright, let's get to the good stuff. Food! Breakfast [buffet]? Yes please! I'm a sucker for a good buffet. Western breakfast…I’m in the Alps; bring on the bacon, eggs, and all the carbs. A la carte in restaurant-- I’m hoping this means delicious dinner options. Coffee/tea in restaurant? Vital. Poolside bar? Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! (Although, I’m not sure I’d want to swim in the pool in the winter months. Maybe a hot tub?). The Snack bar. Restaurants. I just want to eat all the time. And hopefully, there'll be a Vegetarian restaurant. Because, you know, balance.
Services and Conveniences: (The Little Things That Make a Big Difference)
Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Currency exchange (because, let's face it, I'm terrible at remembering to do this before I arrive). Daily housekeeping (because, let's be honest, I’m even worse at doing it myself). All of this makes life easier. Elevator? A blessing if your room's on a high floor. Laundry service and Dry cleaning? Absolutely. Because I'm not doing laundry on vacation!
Things to Do and Ways to Relax: (My Personal Zen Zone)
Right! Pool with view, Sauna, Spa! Okay, now we're talking. This is what a holiday is all about. The Spa/sauna, the Steamroom -- I can picture myself spending hours there. Massage? Yes, for the achy muscles from a long flight. Gym/fitness? Great for anyone who wants to maintain their fitness. Body scrub, Body wrap, and Foot bath— I'm sold! I’m already mentally calculating how many hours I can spend in each one. (And planning on using them all!)
Honestly, this place sounds like a dream. A luxurious, relaxing, potentially expensive dream.
For the Kids (And the Kid in Me)
I'm not traveling with kids, but the Babysitting service and Kids facilities are a massive plus for families. Family/child friendly? Lovely!
Internet: (Keeping Up with the 'Gram…And Maybe Actually Working a Little)
I've already mentioned the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms, which is the most important detail. Internet [LAN]-- the more, the merrier. Wi-Fi in public areas? Also good, even though I'd rather just stay in my room, eating chocolate and streaming Netflix.
My (Potentially) Rant-y Section: (The Imperfect Bits, the Unexpected Moments)
Okay, here's where the review gets messy. Because, no place is perfect, right? I’m hoping the Bottle of water is free. I have a sneaking suspicion that I once got charged for one. It was a dark time.
Here go some things I'm NOT sure about: The Couple's room. Maybe some of us want a single. The Proposal spot. I don’t really need a proposal spot, but it's sweet that they offer one. The Smoking area. I'm not a smoker, so that’s irrelevant to me, but I also don't want the smell to waft through my window. It could happen.
And a HUGE hope: That the staff aren't too formal. I want that genuine, friendly, Austrian hospitality. I want someone who makes me feel welcome, not just like a number. I want them to forgive me if I spill my wine. Which, let's be honest, is highly probable.
Final Thoughts: (The Verdict, With a Hint of Champagne-Fueled Optimism)
Okay, based on the description, I'm itching to go to Austrian Alps Paradise: Infrared Heated Mittersill Apartment! It sounds like a genuinely luxurious, relaxing, and well-thought-out place. The emphasis on accessibility, cleanliness, and guest comfort is incredibly appealing. I'm excited about the thermal facilities and the potential for genuine relaxation.
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is going to be a glorious, messy, and probably slightly hungover adventure in Mittersill and Heiligenblut, Austria, from the comfort of our wonderful apartment with infrared (that's important, we deserve the infrared after this). Prepare for rambling tangents, unexpected detours, and the distinct possibility of me sobbing dramatically at a particularly beautiful mountain vista. Let's go:
Day 1: Arrival and Altitude Adjustment (AKA Panic and Pasta)
10:00 AM (ish) - Arrival at the Apartment: "Wonderful" is an understatement. This place is insane. Seriously, that infrared is calling my name. I'm half-expecting James Bond to stroll in and offer me a martini. Okay, deep breaths. Luggage. Unpack. Locate the wine glasses. Priorities, people! The view from the balcony? Jaw-dropping. I'm immediately questioning all life choices that didn't involve living in a snowy paradise.
11:30 AM - The Great Grocery Grab: Okay, so I, foolishly, assumed there'd be a corner store within a five-minute stroll. Wrong. Mittersill is charming, but a tad… spread out. The supermarket, Billa, is a solid 15-minute drive. This is where my amazing planning skills shine. I forgot the reusable shopping bags. Classic. Sigh. Ended up with a mountain of plastic and feeling like a total environmental villain. On the plus side, Austrian groceries? Amazing. The cheese section alone could induce a state of euphoria.
1:00 PM - Lunch and Initial Altitude Sickness Denial: Pasta, cheese, and the aforementioned stunning view. Feeling pretty smug about my cooking skills (or at least my ability to boil water). "Altitude sickness? Pfft, what's that?" I announce, as I chug my second glass of wine. I should have known.
3:00 PM - Nap Time and Mountain Intimidation: Woke up feeling like someone had replaced my brain with cotton wool. Altitude sickness is definitely a thing. The mountains, previously beautiful, now seem… imposing. They're judging me. I'm sure of it.
6:00 PM - Attempting a Walk, Failing Spectacularly: Decided a gentle stroll would be good. Two minutes in, and my lungs are screaming. I stumble back to the apartment, defeated, and vow to respect the altitude.
7:30 PM - Dinner and the Revelation: More pasta. Less wine. Start to feel like I'm actually in Austria, and not just watching a travelogue of it. The mountains, now bathed in the golden hue of sunset, are utterly breathtaking. I actually tear up a little. It's beauty overload.
Day 2: The Grossglockner Road and The Trauma of Skiing (Maybe)
8:00 AM - Coffee and Contemplation: The infrared sauna beckons. I must go. But first, coffee. Black, strong, and hopefully enough to counteract the lingering headache of the previous day's altitude sickness. Actually, the infrared is amazing, I sit and think, I could live in here.
9:00 AM - The Grossglockner Road - OMG, The Grossglockner Road: So, this road. This glorious road. Seriously, you need to drive this. It's like a rollercoaster made of… (and I hate to say it) mountains. The views are unbelievable. I almost drove us off the edge at one point because I was too busy gawking. Almost.
11:00 AM - Fuh! The "Edelweissspitze" Stop: One of the highest points on the Grossglockner Road, with a restaurant that looks like something straight out of a fairytale. This, friends, is why you travel. This is living. I order a Kaiserschmarrn (shredded pancake with fruit) and feel like an actual queen. The Kaiserschmarrn is divine, a sweet and slightly eggy delight and I'm not ashamed to say I devoured the whole thing.
1:00 PM - Heiligenblut and the Church: Heiligenblut is a picture-postcard village nestled at the foot of the Grossglockner. Very pretty, very charming, very… touristy. The church is, however, genuinely stunning. I light a candle, give thanks for being alive, and mostly that my driving skills haven't caused us to plummet off a mountain road.
3:00 PM - The Skiing Debate: Okay, here's the thing. I've been a "skier" precisely twice in my life. Both times resulted in more snow embedded in my clothing than actually on the ground. My partner, bless his heart, seems to think I've magically developed the skills of an Olympian. The discussion about potentially going skiing is heated. ("Just a few runs, it'll be fun!" he says. "I'll end up horizontal, screaming, and probably breaking a leg!" I respond). I'm currently winning with, "Perhaps tomorrow."
7:00 PM - Dinner in Heiligenblut: Found a cozy little Gasthof (traditional Austrian inn). The food is hearty and the beer is cold. The conversation revolves around the potential for a skiing disaster. I continue to claim altitude sickness as a perfectly legitimate reason to avoid the slopes.
Day 3: Skiing (Maybe Not), Wandering, and Wine-Induced Wisdom
9:00 AM - The Skiing Dilemma… Still: The sun is shining. The mountains are calling. My limbs are faintly protesting. We're still debating the ski situation. I'm leaning towards "hiding in the apartment and enjoying the infrared." My partner is making puppy-dog eyes.
10:00 AM - Wandering and Wondering: Okay, so the skiing thing is off. Smart decision. I decide to just wander around Mittersill. Maybe I'll find that corner store I was so desperate for. I meet a local old man with a mischievous grin and an array of wild birds who tells me stories.
1:00 PM - Lunch with the Locals: Ended up in a little, cozy Cafe and had the the wurst of the wurst (a hot sausage sandwich) and was able to actually sit and talk to a local, and it's a lot of fun.. Learned a lot about authentic Austrian life. The friendliness of the people and the beautiful surroundings give life new meaning.
2:00 PM - The Infrared Redemption: I retreat back to the apartment, and into that glorious infrared. Bliss. Pure, unadulterated bliss. I might just stay in here forever.
5:00 PM - Packing and Preparing for Departure (Probably with a Bottle of Wine): The trip is almost over. I'm already feeling nostalgic. This has been a rollercoaster of emotions, stunning scenery, and questionable decision-making. I'm also starting to realize I haven't done nearly enough laundry.
7:00 PM - Final Dinner, Sunset, and a Toast to Austria: I try to find a restaurant with the best mountain view, and end up in a little restaurant, looking out on the mountains with a view that will stay with me forever. I raise my glass to the mountains, the infrared sauna, and this amazing adventure. "Cheers, Austria. You've been ridiculously good to me. Next time, I promise to try skiing…” (maybe).
Important Side Notes:
- Altitude Sickness: Seriously, take it easy. Drink lots of water. Don't be a hero.
- Grocery Shopping: Plan ahead. Bring reusable bags. You have been warned.
- The Infrared Sauna: Use it. Love it. Worship it.
- Austrian People: They're lovely. Learn a few basic German phrases. They appreciate the effort.
- The Mountains: They'll steal your heart. Be prepared.
And that, my friends, is my (slightly embellished) Austrian adventure. It was pure, unadulterated, and sometimes slightly chaotic. But that's what makes it memorable. Now, where did I put that bottle of Grüner Veltliner…
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Austrian Alps Paradise: Infrared Heated Mittersill Apartment - Seriously, FAQs?!
Okay, so, "Infrared Heated"? Does that mean I'm going to be a giant rotisserie chicken?
Alright, first things first: NO. You won't spontaneously combust. The infrared is like… well, imagine the sun, but filtered through a really, *really* chill lens. It warms *you* directly, not the air. It's actually kinda divine, honestly. I was skeptical, *super* skeptical. I pictured that whole "red light therapy" thing, and honestly, I was picturing my face, puffy, and slightly sunburned staring back at me. Turns out it was perfect! I spent the first afternoon just basking, reading a book, and slowly melting all the stress of the flight away. Seriously, it's the best!
My *only* slight issue? The first night I was so incredibly relaxed, I nearly forgot to breathe. I woke up feeling like I'd been in a coma! (Dramatic, I know, but it's a good memory!). I swear, once you get used to it, you'll want to install infrared in your *actual* home. And maybe, just maybe, get a weighted blanket, just in case you do start forgetting to inhale! Don't worry, you will get used to it. It’s just… *that* relaxing.
Mittersill... where even *is* that? Is it… remote? Will I see bears? (I low-key want to; I’m a city person).
Mittersill is… a GEM! Okay, okay, maybe I’m biased because I was *dying* for a break from the concrete jungle, but it's breathtaking. Think postcard-perfect Austrian village. Cows with bells (yes, *actual* cows with bells, which, admittedly, woke me up one morning – worth it!), crisp mountain air, and… a slower pace of life. Honestly, I was slightly worried about being bored, but then I realized, I was *finally* relaxed! A miracle!
Bear sightings? Probably not. Though, okay, *once* I thought I saw a shadow that could have been… but it was probably just a large, fluffy dog. But the hiking? Unbelievable. I'm talking trails that wind through meadows, past crystal-clear streams… I actually got lost (once). Totally by accident, and it was, dare I say it, an amazing experience. Ended up stumbling upon the cutest little mountain hut with the *best* schnitzel I've ever tasted. The locals were SO friendly... even when I was clearly floundering a bit. So, yes! Go exploring, but maybe download a map first! And don’t be afraid to get a little lost, you never know what amazing things you will find!
The Apartment! Is it… cute? Is it… modern? Do I need to bring my own toilet paper? (Serious question).
The apartment?! Alright, let's be real: "cute" is an understatement. It's… *charming*. Think exposed wooden beams, a cozy fireplace (which, HELLO, romantic vibes!), and a well-equipped kitchen. "Modern"? It's got all the modern conveniences you need, but with that authentic Austrian touch. I found myself instantly at home and I was just there! I have never felt more comfortable!
Toilet paper? Relax! They've got you covered. No need to pack your own arsenal. (Although, I *do* have a slight obsession with good quality toilet paper. Judge me if you must! Anyway, it was good quality). The kitchen is fully equipped too, so I just went to the local shop with a list of stuff I needed and I was sorted. The balconies? Unreal. The views are just… *chef's kiss*. And the best thing? No neighbours! Just you, the mountains, and the occasional cowbell symphony. I spent hours on the balcony, drinking my morning coffee and listening with the sounds of nature! Wonderful!
What's the deal with the Wi-Fi? I need to keep up with the world (and Insta stories, obviously).
Okay, confession: the Wi-Fi wasn’t exactly fiber optic. It was… decent. Let’s put it that way. It allowed me to check emails, post a *few* Instagram stories (the scenery practically begged for it), and even do a quick video call with my family. But, and this is a *big* but, it wasn’t lightning fast. I'm used to that, and it helped me disconnect. The biggest blessing! I wanted to disconnect, and I did! Consider it a gentle nudge towards actually enjoying your surroundings. Seriously, put your phone down and breathe in the air - trust me, you won't regret it!
Here's a pro-tip: download your favorite movies or shows *before* you go. That way you can be entertained in the evening after hiking. Also, embrace the slower pace. It forces you to appreciate things you normally rush through. It’s all about going slow, just going with the flow in a relaxed environment; it made me feel great!
Anything I MUST do while I'm there? Besides, you know, *bask* in infrared glory.
Basking is *essential*, obviously. But beyond that? Okay, here’s the *gospel* according to me:
- Hike the Panoramaweg: The views! The views! Trust me, my legs were burning, but worth it! Plus, the feeling of accomplishment is something.
- Visit the Krimml Waterfalls: So big, so loud, so… powerful. (Wear a raincoat! You will get soaked!)
- Eat all the Kaiserschmarrn: This delicious, shredded pancake is like a fluffy cloud of goodness. I’m still dreaming of the Kaiserschmarrn I had at this tiny little cafe… (I forgot the name; so sorry!)
- Learn a few basic German phrases: The locals will appreciate it (and you'll feel less like a total tourist). "Danke" (thank you) and "Bitte" (please) go a long way!
- Go for a swim at the Swimming Pool: I know it's a weird thing to put on the list, but honestly, after the hike, it was great! It was hot, and I needed to get cool and just rest!
Honestly? Just wander. Stroll through the village, pop into that small coffee shop you will adore, and soak it all in. That, my friend, is the essence of Austria. And maybe buy some of the local chocolate… for research purposes, of course!
Okay, I’m sold! But… anything I *didn’t* love? Any tiny, nit-picky, "ugh, seriously?" moments?
Alright, the honesty hour. There were a few *wee* things. Firstly, the closest supermarket, a few kilometers away. I was happy to walk and explore, but not every single day! So, have a car orHotel Radar Map
