Escape to Paradise: Stunning Waterfront Home in Friesland, Netherlands
Escape to Paradise: Friesland, Netherlands - My Messy but Magnificent Waterfront Adventure! (Review)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (and probably a bit of wine) on my recent escape to Escape to Paradise in Friesland, Netherlands. Honestly, the name alone had me picturing myself, sun-kissed and sipping something bubbly, floating on a cloud of relaxation. Did it deliver? Well, let's just say it was a whole experience, a bit like a Dutch Master's painting – full of beauty, drama, and maybe a few slightly wonky angles.
First Impressions: The Beautiful, and the Briefly Bumbling
The location? Stunning. Right on the water, as promised. The house itself? Seriously cool, modern, with those huge windows practically begging you to stare at the Frisian landscape. Accessibility: Honestly, thumbs up here. They've really thought about it. Wide doorways, ramps where needed, and a generally user-friendly layout. That's a HUGE win for me, especially after the last place I stayed (don't even get me started on those tiny, treacherous stairs).
Now, confession time. Getting there? A bit of a logistical comedy of errors. My GPS decided to send me on a scenic (and slightly terrifying) tour of some VERY narrow Frisian farm roads. I swear, at one point, I thought I was going to end up sharing a field with a particularly judgmental cow. But hey, the adventures make the memories, right? And finally arriving, seeing that breathtaking view? Totally worth it.
The Room: My Sanctuary…and My Occasional Chaos
My room (and available in all rooms: additional toilet, air conditioning, alarm clock, complimentary tea, daily housekeeping, desk, extra-long bed, free bottled water, hair dryer, high floor, in-room safe box, interconnecting room(s) available, internet access – LAN, internet access – wireless, ironing facilities, laptop workspace, linens, mini bar, mirror, non-smoking, on-demand movies, private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, safety/security feature, satellite/cable channels, scale, seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers, smoke detector, socket near the bed, sofa, soundproofing, telephone, toiletries, towels, umbrella, visual alarm, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], window that opens, alarm clock, bathrobes, bathroom phone, bathtub, blackout curtains, carpeting, closet, coffee/tea maker) was a dream. Spacious, with a huge (and exceptionally comfortable) extra-long bed. The internet access – wireless was solid, which was a lifesaver for my constant need to be connected (blame the workaholic in me). I loved the blackout curtains – perfect for sleeping in and pretending the world didn't exist. The complimentary tea was a constant perk, as was the refrigerator – always stocked with my favorite bubbly. A definite shoutout to the daily housekeeping – absolute angels! The sofa was my main chill spot, I definitely could have used some more pillows for the sofa.
Now, the bathroom? Picture perfect. Separate shower/bathtub, all the toiletries you could ever need. BUT, and this is a major "but," the bathroom phone? Utterly baffling. Who uses a bathroom phone anymore?! I spent a good five minutes trying to figure out how it worked before giving up and going back to the 21st century.
Things to Do: From Blissful to (Briefly) Bored
Okay, so relaxation is the name of the game here, and they've got the goods. The swimming pool [outdoor]? Gorgeous, with a pool with a view. I spent a ridiculous amount of time just floating and staring at the water. The sauna and steamroom were pure, unadulterated heaven. I even braved the body scrub. Seriously, I felt like a baby giraffe afterward – smooth and a little wobbly.
But here's where things got a little…meh. The fitness center was a bit…basic. I mean, it had the essentials (treadmill, weights, etc.), but it lacked the pizzazz of a proper gym. I couldn't help but feel a slight twinge of FOMO for my usual Iron Temple back home.
The Spa: A Deep Dive into Delight
My real highlight, however, was the Spa. I booked a massage, and it was divine. Absolutely, utterly, melt-into-the-table divine. The masseuse was a true artist, kneading away all my stress and reminding me that, yes, I deserved this. I lingered in the spa/sauna for at least an hour after my treatment, because you can. It was perfect. I would definitely recommend the spa!
Food, Glorious Food (and Some Hiccups)
The food situation was a mixed bag. Restaurants are aplenty: A la carte in restaurant, alternative meal arrangement, Asian cuisine in restaurant, breakfast [buffet], breakfast service, buffet in restaurant, coffee/tea in restaurant, coffee shop, desserts in restaurant, happy hour, international cuisine in restaurant, poolside bar, restaurants, room service [24-hour], salad in restaurant, snack bar, soup in restaurant, vegetarian restaurant, western breakfast, western cuisine in restaurant. The breakfast [buffet] was decent, but nothing particularly memorable. I loved the coffee/tea in restaurant. The food options felt a bit limited, but that could just be my demanding palate. I did however enjoy the desserts in restaurant and the Asian cuisine in restaurant, very unique and delicious.
Room service (24-hour) was a savior. I ordered a late-night snack one evening (a mountain of fries), and it arrived promptly and with a smile. Bliss. I also enjoyed the poolside bar, which was a very fun experience!.
Cleanliness, Safety, and the COVID-19 Circus
Okay, big props to the resort for taking cleanliness and safety seriously. Plenty of hand sanitizer stations, daily disinfection in common areas, and staff wearing masks. I noticed they also had anti-viral cleaning products. The rooms sanitized between stays was a reassuring touch. They have also taken steps to have physical distancing of at least 1 meter.
They have staff trained in safety protocol, which is reassuring.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Awkward
The services and conveniences were generally good. The concierge was helpful (even when I was being a bit of a lost tourist), and the daily housekeeping were impeccable (as mentioned). Facilities for disabled guests were definitely present, which is awesome! The elevator was super convenient. The currency exchange was helpful.
The gift/souvenir shop felt a bit…sparse. Like, "Here's a postcard and a slightly dusty tea towel. Enjoy." And I never used the ironing service, because, well, who irons on vacation?!
The facilities for disabled guests are commendable.
For the Kids (and the Big Kids Too!):
I didn't personally use them, but I noticed they had babysitting service and kids facilities. They seemed well-equipped for family/child friendly trips.
Getting Around:
They offered airport transfer, which is a plus! The resort even has bicycle parking!
Final Verdict: Worth the Trek (and the Occasional Hiccup)
Would I go back to Escape to Paradise? Absolutely. The location, the spa, the general vibe of relaxation? Pure gold. Yes, there were a few minor hiccups and my GPS had a bad day, but overall, it was a fantastic escape. It’s not perfect, but it is perfectly human, full of charm, and definitely worth experiencing.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's itinerary. This is my itinerary, and it's going De Fryske Marren, Netherlands-bound, and it MIGHT just involve me nearly drowning in a lake (spoiler alert: probably not, but a girl can dream of drama).
The "Attempt at Chill" Schedule: De Fryske Marren, Netherlands (and the Chaos Within)
Day 1: The Arrival (and the Mild Panic)
- 10:00 AM: Flight from… well, let's just say it involves a budget airline and the word "delayed." Hopefully, the arrival is on time. I'm already picturing myself crammed into a tiny plane seat, battling for armrest real estate with a guy who definitely doesn't believe in deodorant. God, I need a vacation.
- 1:00 PM (ish): Arrive at Schiphol Airport (Amsterdam). Pray to the gods of baggage handling that my suitcase (containing, crucially, ALL my cute swimsuits) makes it. If it doesn't, well, guess I'll be rocking the "towel-chic" look for the week.
- 2:30 PM: Hire a car. Driving in the Netherlands? Sounds… terrifying. I'll need to download a Dutch phrasebook. Hopefully, "Where's the cheese?" isn't the only phrase I learn. Note to self: Pack ginger candies, just in case.
- 4:00 PM: The drive to De Fryske Marren. Ah, the anticipation! This is the moment when I picture myself finally relaxed and enjoying the holiday home.
- 5:30 PM: Check-in. The moment of truth. Is the house as dreamy as the photos? Or am I about to be greeted by a damp, musty shack? Let's hope the wifi works. The worst thing is when you're trying to unwind and the internet doesn't cooperate!
- 6:00 PM: Unpacking, settling in, and a mini-freakout about the lack of a wine opener. Why do vacation homes never have wine openers?! Seriously, what is this, a conspiracy?
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the local supermarket. That's right, a supermarket. I'm going down with that fish and chips to go!
Day 2: Boats, Bridges, and the Great Cheese Heist (and maybe falling in!)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast (probably cereal, because remember the no wine opener incident?). I'm actually going to try to make a decent breakfast. Wish me luck.
- 10:00 AM: Rent a little boat. Okay, this is the core of this holiday. I have no experience other than boat rides in the past.
- 10:30 AM - 4:00 PM: Boat exploring! I plan to explore the Frisian Lakes and the canals, and hopefully I'll get a decent view of the scenery. There's a good chance I'll get turned around, or run aground, or maybe even… gasp… end up swimming! I'll navigate to Sneek. I hope I don't meet any pirates!
- 12:00 PM: Lunch will be on the water. I don't know if I should stay in the boat and eat, or find a nearby cafe.
- 2:00 PM: Visit a cheese farm and cheese tasting. This should be a highlight. I was thinking of buying some cheese and bringing it back home with me.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant in one of the charming villages nearby. I hope I don't get food poisoning.
Day 3: Biking, Breath-Taking (and the Guilt)
- 9:00 AM: Rent bikes - I'm not used to riding one. If I fall I'll get up and try again.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 AM: Bike ride through the countryside. I hope there are some scenic routes or I'll probably get bored.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. I plan to get some salad.
- 2:00 PM: Visit a local museum. The one in the town that I found earlier.
- 4:00 PM: Relax. I'm probably going to read a book by the water.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. I'll try a restaurant in the area
Day 4: The "Embrace the Imperfection" Day (and Maybe a Breakdown)
- 9:00 AM: Wake up late. Embrace it. I'm on vacation, dammit!
- 10:00 AM: Attempt to cook something fancy. Expectation: Gourmet masterpiece. Reality: Burnt toast and a minor kitchen fire.
- 11:00 AM: Give up on cooking. Order pastries from a bakery. Thank God for bakeries.
- 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Wander around the nearest town. Get lost. Buy something completely unnecessary. Stare at a canal for an hour.
- 3:00 PM: FaceTime a friend and complain. About everything. Realize I'm being a bit much. Apologize.
- 4:00 PM: Go back to the vacation home and stare at the water. Feel the peace. Repeat.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner is going to be ordered from the local take-away. I'm exhausted.
Day 5: The "I Actually Did Something Cool!" Day
- 9:00 AM: Sleeping in.
- 10:00 AM: Going to shop around the local area.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch.
- 2:00 PM: Sightseeing
- 5:00 PM: Relaxing and finishing all the stuff I need to finish before I leave.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner.
Day 6: Departure (and the Sadness)
- 9:00 AM: Last breakfast in the house. Sigh.
- 10:00 AM: Pack. Try not to cry. Realize I forgot to buy souvenirs. Panic.
- 11:00 AM: Clean the house (or at least, attempt to). Leave a note for the cleaners: "Sorry about the wine opener situation. It was war."
- 1:00 PM: Drive back to Schiphol Airport. Remember the joy of the first time and this time I was calm, and I am going back. (Hopefully without any major incidents this time)
- 3:00 PM: Check-in, and brace myself for the inevitable delays.
- 5:00 PM: Fly home. Mentally start planning the next adventure. Because, let's be real, I need another vacation already.
- 8:00 PM: Land. Exhausted, but happy.
This, my friends, is the plan. It might not be perfect, it might be a little chaotic, but it'll be mine. And hopefully, it’ll be an adventure worth remembering, even if just for the sheer absurdity of it all. Now, where's that passport… and the ginger candies?
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Escape to Paradise: Friesland Waterfront Home - FAQs (Because Let Me Tell You…)
Okay, So "Paradise" is a Big Word. Is this Place Actually...Paradise?
Alright, alright, let's not get carried away. Paradise? Maybe not *Eden* paradise. But it's damn close, especially after that god-awful week I had before I booked it. The photos? They're real. The water? Seriously blue. The peace and quiet? Priceless. I mean, yeah, I'm not saying everything's perfect. The wifi was a bit dodgy the first day – nearly had a coronary thinking I'd lose all Insta connection (priorities, people!). And the neighbor’s rooster? Let’s just say I now understand what they mean by “early bird.” But seriously, waking up to that view? Worth every clucking, bandwidth-challenged, late-night Instagram moment. It’s paradise-adjacent, at least. And for me, after the year I've had? It was a godsend.
What's the Deal with the Water? Can You Actually...swim?
Oh honey, YES! The water is pristine. I mean, *clean* clean. You can jump right in from the little dock. I was a bit hesitant at first, because, you know, I've lived in cities. Urban water is a different beast. But this? Glorious. Crisp. Refreshing. I even saw... (don't judge me)... I even saw some little fishes! Tiny, shimmering things! I spent ages just floating there, staring up at the sky. My brain cells actually started to repair themselves. I even managed to read a whole book (gasp!). The only downside? Getting *out* of the water. It's so lovely, you'll seriously consider becoming a mermaid. I spent an embarrassing amount of time just... existing in the water.
The House Itself… is it Actually Nice Inside? Because Online Photos Can Deceive.
Okay, I’m not going to lie, I have trust issues with rental photos. They're often suspiciously perfect. This place? Thankfully, exceeded expectations. It's modern, bright, and airy. The kitchen is actually usable, which is saying something because I usually just survive on microwave burritos. (Don't judge, I was on holiday! My diet went out the window). The living room is all windows, practically, so you're constantly looking out at the water. And the bed? Honestly, best sleep I've had in ages. I think I actually *cried* when I had to pack up and leave. Not kidding. The owner has a real eye for detail – nice furniture, cozy throws, the whole shebang. It's also not ridiculously huge, which I actually liked. Less cleaning! (A win in my book.)
Is there a way to get there? Like, I don't have a boat...
Haha, no, you don’t need a boat! Although, if you *had* a boat, that would be amazing, wouldn’t it? You can definitely drive there! Parking is easy, which is a huge bonus for me. I rented a car (a tiny, slightly unreliable thing, but it did the job). The drive itself is actually quite beautiful – rolling green pastures, cute little villages… just charming. Public transport? I didn't really look into it. I am a very independent sort of person, and the idea of navigating buses on vacation makes me break out in hives. Rent a car. You’ll thank me later. The freedom is worth it. And you can buy loads of stroopwafels without anyone judging you.
Things to do? Beyond staring at the water (which, let's be honest, seems tempting).
Okay, *fine*, I’ll admit I didn’t leave the house *every* day. But, there's stuff to do! The owner told me there were cute little towns to explore nearby. You could kayak (the house has a kayak!), cycle, go for walks… I tried cycling. Let's just say that my balance and a Dutch bike weren't the best match. Almost ended up in the canal. That would have been an experience! There are also some lovely restaurants. I found a fantastic little cafe in a nearby village with the best pancakes I’ve ever tasted. Honestly, the pancakes alone are worth the trip! There’s also a local market where you can stock up on cheese and bread. I ate my weight in cheese. No regrets.
Is it Kid-Friendly? Because, Y'know...
Honestly? I’m not a parent. So, I'm not the best person to ask. But, I did see some kids playing in the water. The area is generally safe and quiet. Plenty of space for kids to run around, assuming you don't mind them getting muddy. The dock has railings, which is reassuring. Seems like a good option. BUT, and this is a big but, keep an eye on them near the water, ALWAYS. Obvious, I know, but still. And maybe pack a LOT of snacks, kids *always* need snacks. Oh, and the wifi might be problematic for the iPad addicts. Just sayin'.
What about... the mosquitoes? I'm a mosquito magnet.
Okay, THIS is important! Friesland is, shall we say, *mosquito-adjacent*. Prepare yourself. They're not horrendous, but they're *there*. Pack bug spray. Seriously. I speak from experience. I got bitten on my ankles, my arms, even my *eyelids*! I looked like I had the measles. The owner had some spray, but I ran out quick. Bring your own, a good one. And consider those citronella candles. You know, just in case. Don't let those little buzzers ruin your perfect paradise experience. They almost ruined mine for a bit.
Is the Owner... Nice? Sometimes the Owner Makes or Breaks the Trip.
The owner? Absolutely lovely! Really helpful and responsive. Definitely NOT one of those absentee landlords who just send you cryptic emails. She gave me a ton of recommendations for restaurants and things to do. Even left a little welcome basket with some local treats (stroopwafels again! Score!). She was always reachable if I needed anything (and I’m that person who inevitably needs *something*). Even when I accidentally locked myself out on the balcony (don’t ask), she was surprisingly calm and helpful. A genuine, kind person. Which, honestly, makes the whole experience even better.
Would you go back? Be honest.
